LIVE REPORT: "This picture is from the GAME shop in Southport, Merseyside, taken on PS3 launch day, Friday 23rd March 2007 at 12:59pm. Good to see they have over 12k of stock waiting for some non-existent buyers. What's more interesting is the fact they are trying to flog some insurance as well, just in case you accidentally drop the PS3 on purpose – a bargain at 34.99 - although their spelling of peace is a bit dubious - Rastrus."
Even Shenmue's Tomato Store is struggling.
Labels: WAR ON PS3
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fjnwif: the smell of a penis after anal sex.
"First".
When you take on a Rancor you don't just wedge its mouth open with a bone, you stove its head in with a twenty ton fucking door! That'll get some fat grubby circus loser all teary-eyed...
I've gone too far with Star Wars analogy haven't I?
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Fewer posts about what shit Sony is, more posts about how excellent Excite Truck is pls.
Word Verification: fernled- to be lead by ferns.
How many more illiterates are allowed to write such posters, oh hang on, we're talking people that work in retail aren't we...
Great Shenmue gag BTW
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For swearing and japes.
The argos pictures are a journo masterstorke in my opinion, but the first sign of fakers jumping on the bandwagon is perhaps a signal to ring the bell for last orders and find a new angle of attack.
Sorry mate, there are always exceptions, group hug.
GAME employees. Cunts. Fact.
What a dick.
Time to buy some specs.
I wondered why the news agents had turned into a tomato shop (and if that was a brand of shop, like Cost Cutter, or if it was an independant shop with a stupid name) and how much the photograph reminded me of a street in Shenmue.
That's probably a sign I don't go outside enough.
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Word Verification Bru-Lay Japanese for bad investment.
"Rastrus"? Are you related to THE Rastrus?"
That sounds ominous.