Sony is now so far ahead of "demand" that it might as well close its PS3 factories for a few months and give all those poor Chinese workers a holiday.
Amazing resistance from the Doncaster forces. Surely no one will ever beat this incred...
Bristol takes the lead. Only send us a photo if it's over 200 from now on.
Labels: WAR ON PS3
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1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
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It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
bijzew: simultaneously sneezing and spitting-out jism.
"First"
Wait a minute this isn't idiottoys. Still would.
lyzeabn: This is so close to 'lesbian' that I got a semi.
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Know what proves that the "any publicity is good publicity" thing is stupid? Imagine if Wal-Mart came out tomorrow with a new mascot: Nude Hitler. Then they changed their slogan to "fuck all minorities, forever, until they die".
That would sure get an ass load of publicity. I doubt that would increase sales.
Well, that's not quite true. It's a good day alright. However, the day I'm waiting for is the day they throw their hat back in the ring with a Neo-Geo like arcade system. Heck, they can just consolize the atomiswave board and support it for 12 years and I'd be happy.
The PS3 does look like a big pile of shite. Good point, well made!
Can we please go back to having something fun to read now please? Write something about Sega.
Being obsessed by Sega is fair enough but being so fixated on Sony isn't cool, just dull.
IT'S NOT FUNNY ANY MORE. FUCKING STOP IT.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v112/bilalsheikh/ps3.jpg
qpllu: welsh for chip
IT'S THE SECOND COMING OF SEGA.
Beware Sony, THE DIVINE LORD SHALL STRIKE DOWN THE IMPURE.
That said, all of this is still NOT FUNNY. moreover, pictures of how much stock stores have mean nothing when you don't compare how much stock they have of other products (e.g., xbox360).
Isn't Zorg is it?
Come one England and tell those Japs that HD_DVD is the way to go.
http://www.next-gen.biz/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=5168&Itemid=2
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http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/606/ps3f2ib2.jpg
We had a shit load according to the stock reporter
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Here it is again
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"God of War creator questions Blu-ray in PS3, Jaffe would remove drive if he had the chance"
http://www.jolt.co.uk/index.php?articleid=8532
"PS3 suffers nosedive on web"
"PS3 sales drop below 15,000 in Japan"
NOT SINCE THE DAM BUSTERS HAS THERE BEEN SUCH A BRAVE STRIKE AT THE HEART OF ENEMY'S INFOSTRUCTURE!!!
Nintendo DS/Lite - 110,935 (16,046,905 in total)
Wii - 52,583 (2,014,301)
PSP - 31,503 (5,248,183)
PlayStation 3 - 14,520 (825,901)
PlayStation 2 - 14,234 (20,427,794)
Xbox 360 - 2,963 (346,678)
Game Boy Advance/SP/Micro - 1,357 (15,328,947)
GameCube - 255 (4,175,237)
No it isn't, the moment every true Sega fan has been waiting for is a new Sega console that is successful with a Sonic game that doesn't suck balls.
tlwkgu - Tall wank goo (?)