DS: 508k PS2: 280k Wii: 259k X360: 199k PSP: 180k GBA: 148k PS3: 130k
Just the usual CATACLYSMIC SALES DISASTER for PS3 then. Guess those, er, shortages are still hitting sales, what with there only being a spare three million on shelves worldwide.
At least the massive UK sales will make up for it.
Labels: WAR ON PS3
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8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
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and the nazis.
After the initial assault where we were caught by surprise and went a bit bonkers(somewhat like another Pearl Harbor), we pulled together and gave it our all.
Word verification: pdqjfkp - A quickie with a pidgeon.
I think you meant "it's bombing", right ?
Note especially the bit where their low sales are due to supply constraints.
Word verification: dafhutwc - the sound Sony employees made when they heard the sales.
8 year old console sells over 100% more than new one
Here's a little pic to celebrate
http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/2218/mariokz3.jpg
Here's were they might sell some PS3s
http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/679/qvcqu7.jpg
And here's another failed attempt at ebay hawking.
http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/205/playstationsmashqi3.jpg
dfjher - The name fat guy gives his penis