He was once our most loyal and obedient friend. But now we would calmly and casually put a bullet in his head without shedding a tear. War is such a terrible time.
Labels: WAR ON PS3
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What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. "SONY HAS SOLD ONLY HALF OF THE SIX MILLION PS3s I... PLAYSTATION IS FOR AIDS-RIDDLED, CHILD ABUSING MUR... PLAYSTATION3 SALES DISASTER CELEBRATORY DESKTOP IM... PLAYSTATION3 WEEK THREE: OUTSOLD BY Wii PLAYSTATION3 SALES DISASTER CELEBRATORY DESKTOP IM... JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, NINTENDO MANAGED THAT SIX MILLION BY THE END OF MARCH, SONY... PS3 STOCK SHAME - PHOTO EVIDENCE MOUNTS
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Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
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It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
Wait, don't panic, maybe this photo was taken just before he flipped out, drop-kicked the PS3 into the camera man and went apeshit all over the place. Yeah, that's what happened.
That's better, I've got an erection now...
Oh.
For shame UKR. He's basically made you a new PR shot, and you doubt him.
JR
Look at Sonic's evil grin, he's loving it.
Word verification: mmewj
The sound of a kitten falling in a wood chipper.
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ujhgyokn: the sound made while hawking up a particularly lumpy chunk of phlegm
'nuf said.
that's Sonyc, a spy from Sony.. he wants to split the parties in this war.. don't listen to him.. don't look at him!
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Am I still the only person who thought Sonic Adventure (DC original) was the best 2D to 3D platform game conversion ever?
I know the gaming press slated it, but I thought it was miles better than than other 2D to 3D platformer transition (e.g. Mario, Ray Man). I'll never understand why it didn't get more love.
Mario Sunshine was close to being better, but didn't have enough main stream game content to keep me amused (which Nintendo later admitted some regret over).
The Rings demo spent less time on my 360 than it took to download it. Poor effort IMO.
'iemrg': What sonic is doing with that PS3
Photographic evidence
I thought Adventure had it's moments, really the Chao garden was it's best feature and the downloadable skins such as the halloween level etc. Most people struggled with it, but I found it really easy, although akward. TBH though once you mastered the initial new controls of Goldeneye and Turok 1, any controls should'nt pose a problem.
I think any Sonic game works best on a Sega console, it just somehow feels right.
I honestly think though the new Sonic games have struck a happy medium.
It seems this is is largely because it's much easier to make say generic 'puzzle' levels in Mario Sunshine than is to create the much more larbour intensive (and more interactive, and more enjoyable) regular levels.
I was always impressed by the amount of work that went into the levels in Sonic Adventure (and conversely, always thought the levels in Mario 64 were sloppy and lazily done with the minimum of polish). Mario Sunshine had an excellent amount of polish and suberb gameplay, but fell short in terms of 'primary content'.
A shame really, I'm hoping the time the spend on Galaxy will work out and we'll get both great gameplay and a decent amount of content (as Mario games on the SNES and NES used to offer).