Labels: WAR ON PS3
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Imagine all the PS3's on ebay changing hands in some sort of perpetual resale scheme.
Perhaps each being sold several times is how Sony reached 165,000 :o)
I don't know what cut ebay takes off that but it looks like time to stick the hose on the exhaust pipe.
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At this rate, it'll be worth getting a PS3 in November, maybe December, I need a new door-stop.
Serves him right though.
"MAN FOUND DEAD IN HOUSE FULL OF PS3s
The local man who cannot be named for legal reasons was found dead in his home by a worried neighbour on Tuesday morning. A Coroner's report details the man apparently hung himself with a 2M HDMI cable.
A suicide note was found on his kitchen table:
"Ken, it's all your fault"
Penny, the neighbour who discovered the body:
"Yeah, I saw loads of milk left on his doorstep and he wasn't answering his phone or door, so I used the key he gave me to look inside. I was shocked to see at least 2 dozen PS3 boxes everywhere, he was using them as funiture! It was horrific, he was used a 3rd party HDMI lead for the task, which has now expired his warranty"
The funeral is planned for Friday the 20th April 10am at St. Johns.
Fucking hell. I need a girlfriend, or a 360...
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I dout this guys loosing anything, prolly has his own business and bought 100 units, for under £300 a unit
like that whole Dianna death thing.
Under £300?
Zoinks! Where do you buy your consoles from? Please tell!
zilsh - Ammount of money Sony make.