Labels: WAR ON PS3
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I remember when I was at the mall with some friends here in portugal and there was this PS3 plugged to a big bravia screen and the games were killzone or whatever it is and the f1...
anyway, I was saying how shitty PS3 was and how that game didn't look better than 360, and my friends were saying that the bad graphics were because of the screen and not the ps3... THAT WAS A SONY BRAVIA FFS... BY SONY!!!
PLAYSTATION 3
FINALLY OUT!!
HUGH STOCK
AVAILABLE.
THIS IS DYING!!!
Word Verification - backshkz =
An industrial back injury caused
by lifting too many unsold PS3's
I’d like to pop down to that Sevenoaks store, place my modest sized cock in the gap between the PS3 display boxes, and then make boisterous love to them. Should the greasy teenage store clerk saunter over and ask me “what the hell do you think you’re doing sir?” I would remind him there was a fucking war on; I’m doing my part, and kindly ask him to mind his own fucking business.
I had a right hard on last week seeing all those Argos stock checkers, but alas there’s no suitable hole or crevice to place my nob, and most of them seem filth from previous pikey love. I’m not judging them; I just didn’t want to wake up the next morning with a rash along with an irresistible urge to live in a field.
It clearly failed.
http://www.yoosuf.co.uk/bilal/ps3_1280x960.jpg
and this is for uber-cool widescreen users with 1280x800 desktops:
http://www.yoosuf.co.uk/bilal/ps3_1280x800.jpg
and this is for the soppy cunts with 'HD' computers running in 1920x1200:
http://www.siteoffline.com/files/stan_vs_peter_1920x1200.png
PS3 boxes stacked in windows ARE DISPLAY BOXES... There are not consoles "out back" without boxes.
There really are some thick people here it seems. Funny thing is most of the thickies are Xbox owners, who can't see them getting shafted at every oppertunity by Microsoft.
Faulty Consoles, Dodgy warrantys, noisy consoles, upgraded consoles every year, no free content online, buy a crappy game to get a 3 week beta "golden" ticket.. LOL...
I was talking to this dude in Gamestation, he is also gay and has a Xbox360, he said they hadn't sold a single PS3 since launch day...
Were getting married in the summer...