Reading Ebay is all we do now, sobbing with joy, as glorious slaughter after glorious slaughter after glorious slaughter unfolds. The world is being cleansed, one idiot at a time.
The errors this seller made here were twofold - (1) buying a PS3, (2) bundling it with the worst launch game of them all. We're usually above using such base phrases, but... TOTAL PWNAGE!! LOL!! Maybe you should try making the font bigger next time?
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OTHER CASES TO TAKE INTO CONSIDERATION:
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Labels: PR DISASTER
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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Each post .02% worse than the last. VICTORY IN EUROPE DAY, MARCH 23 2007! PLAYSTATION3... THE SONY WAR ROOM 22-03-07 11.00 PM PS3 - ON SALE IN LONDON'S EDGWARE ROAD! PS3 FLOPS ON EBAY! JUSTICE FOR ALL! REPORTING LIVE FROM THE PS3 LAUNCH EVENT! EUROPE AT WAR: ONLY 12 OF THE TOP 50 EUROPEAN PS2 ... EUROPE AT WAR: ZERO PS3 DEMAND - SHOPS CAN'T BE BO...
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Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
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Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
I hate eBay, apart from when PS3 scammer twats get their comeupence.
Are there any PS3 boxes being sold like with the 360?
He said a "relative" had an unopened one he wanted to sell, funnily enough, and would I like to make an offer.
What do I say next?
You should tell him you're a Nigerian Prince and would like to pay 1000 pounds for the item.
£2,000 buy it now. Free postage, though. Bargain!