HMV CAN'T BE BOTHERED WITH PS3 GAME CAN'T BE BOTHERED EITHER, BUT IS AT LEAST MAKING UP AN EXCUSE
Labels: WAR ON PS3
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It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
Wouldn't.
Oh... and Sony BOOO, Sega YAY. Nearly forgot where i was for a second.
And has anyone accessed the PS3 bc list yet? I want to see how disastrously pathetic it is:
http://faq.eu.playstation.com/bc
I might go down to GAYME on Friday and get me some free breakfast, then walk out with a copy of Dead Rising and Lost Planet while muttering something about Capcom exclusives.
I will ask any of the customers there if they would like to watch me play while they eat their bacon buttys.
I'd turn up if there was free bacon roll. Thgat's like what happens when I go and visit my gran!
Are these Bacon rolls dependant on you buying a PS3?
My gran never expects me to spend £425 for her bacon rolls... so I guess the compariosn ends there.
ON ANOTHER NOTE:
I was at the pub with a friend this evning and wihtout a not of irony he suggested that buying a PS3 at that price was the future of gaming *and* entertainment! So thir advertising and relentless bollocks has reached some people.
Despite the fact that he recenlty bought some form of top of the range mac book thingimajig, we tried to convince him to but a Wii or at least an Xbox360. He seemed unshaken.
He did reckon a WIi with a projector screen TV would be 'the shit' though.
This leads me to believe that certain cretins are only going to be happy not buying a PS3, unless they can spend an equivalent amount on other shit. PROJECTION SCREEN!
BUT IT'S GOT BLU-RAY!
I've just got in from my local drinking establhishment. Where I drank some beer.
BUT!
Does anyone else have stories of cluelss chums who reckon PS3 is the future and that the price pretty much guarantees it's awesome?
WHY! I almost said 'Don't you read UK:Resistance?'.
Instead I said 'Don't be a cunt!'.
I like to think I'm doing my bit for the cause.
Which is why I've gone else where for a PS3
/ducks/
Please don't hurt me ;o) Just want to see all the systems for myself
Verification word - zrdyt - A cleaning paste for pennies and other coins.
The next day I got the reply. How much was he willing to part with one of his small collection of PS3's for? What possible bargain price would he attempt to sucker me in with?
"£500 - delivered", came the reply.
Now don't get me wrong, I was never intending to buy one of these monstrosities in the first place, but as we all know we can just walk into a shop and buy one on Friday that means he's going to be using a delivery method that costs £75.
Any ideas as to what delivery method this could be? Wishful thinking would lead me to believe that it could show up on Friday at midnight, being carried inside Linsay Lohan's uterus and I'd have to go looking for it. Still wouldn't be worth it though cuz I'd be stuck with a piece-of-shit PS3 once I'd finished.
Maybe for fun we can suggest that their attempts at trying to tempt bacon lovers is demonstrable proof of an anti-semitic agenda (rather apropos to UKR's Europe at War theme) - one being driven by Sony's (and therefore Axis powered) PS3.
"Vegetarians farts smell real bad btw."
This is very true. In fact, I just positively affirmed that while writing the previous sentance.
Oh, and then again just now.
http://www.eurogamer.net/article.php?article_id=74331
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