"Hmm. This is not good news Lieutenant Maguire ......we must instigate Plan B."
"Plan B.....are you sure.....with the money we are already losing on each console?"
"Yes, it's the last resort, we must do something to rescue the situation. Order the truck to deliver the big tellys."
"Er, yes Commandant, right away."
"But Maguire, this must be a secret do you hear? A secret. Do not tell anyone!"
Labels: WAR ON PS3
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Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
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It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
mjbwyqwf - beat that. took me 2 minutes to write it
i mean tbh the last proper console was the cube - it's all about the multimedia capabilities nowadays. wii's the nearest current-gen thing to a 'proper' console if 'proper' means 'exclusively plays games', in that it does other non-gaming stuff a bit craply, but it takes SD cards, so score!
gimme a megadrive, any day
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