Sony has clearly manufactured a PS3 for every man, woman and child in Europe. Either that or NO ONE WANTS THE THING and its cumbersome 3D avatar system from 1998.
Labels: WAR ON PS3
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Each post .02% worse than the last. EUROPE AT WAR: VIVA GLORIOUS FRANCE! EUROPE AT WAR: PS3 'SOLD OUT' DISINFORMATION CAMPA... EUROPE AT WAR: THE MIDLANDS ARE SECURE! EUROPE AT WAR: HMV BRIBES LOSERS TO PRE-ORDER PS3s... EUROPE AT WAR: DESPERATE GAMEPLAY SPREADS PS3 GAME... EUROPE AT WAR: LONDON DROWNING IN SEA OF UNWANTED ... EUROPE AT WAR: KEN KOMPETITION WINNER KEN KUTARAGI'S KAPTION KOMPETITION
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"you proceed to post a comment. if, while typing, one or more post comments before you, go to page 3. Otherwise, proceed to page 2"
page 2:
yeah first post, finally!
i have to commend sony for being the first company in a few years to actually have enough consoles ready to feed demand at launch. no shootings, no muggings, no ikea-inspired stampedes, no ridiculously inflated eBay prices...
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rats, beaten to the punch again!
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Ah the hilarity......
And if I don't win it for free... I can just give it back?
Gotta say... This "totally free console" is the first decent offer I've heard that PS3 associated with...
But of course there's going to be enough consoles for everyone when you LIE about worldwide releases and then do stupid things like price it WAY too high and have no good games and scrap PS2 backwards compatability... Well done, SONY!