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It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
Make this a real war with a claim for false advertising.
LIES!!
Game, you shit, you sell both. Why try to fuck over the one with more peripherals and games that you can sell along with the console? Why try to fuck over anything you sell?
Idiots.
Oh and they are wrong on the backwards compatble thing for both consoles...
It's so cheesy it's embarrassing.
Somebody is a real PS3fanboy there:-)
BC: LIE!
1080i:LIE!
do you guys think MS would sue them over this?
I was buying some PS2 games yesterday from GAME in Birmingham, and the dude behind the counter asked me what I thought of the PS3.
Now, I'm not the sort of person who likes having conversations in game stores. I hate seeing little teens standing at the counters talking about how they can do 40 hit combo's in real life and other bollocks like that.
Anyway, I grumble cuz I really don't wanna conversation and tell him i'm not sure I want one. He then proceeds to pull out the reservation file and tell me that I can preorder one form £50, and when the day comes I can cancel it if I want to.
He then proceeds to ask me my details. I laugh at him, tell him to get my games and put away his forms.
He looks crushed.
I can only think PS3 pre-orders must be pretty dire.
I received this lovely e-mail from Play:
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I hate Sony more and more. I've not had one decent hardware product from them. MiniDisc player - broken. Hi-Fi - broken. Hell, I was on my second PS2 before my XBox 360. They just don't get it. It's like the marketing division realised their strongest brand was 'some computer game thingy' and tacked loads of pointless additions to it to justify the their £6000+ HD TV sets that will probably break just out of warranty like the rest of their shoddy goods.
Nor do they mention how you can get a 360 with an extra wireless controller, Gears of War, PGR3, and XBLA Unplugged for £329, and then use the £96 you'd save on buying a PS3 with no games to buy the superior versions of games like COD3 and F.E.A.R.
They only care about the NEXT current thing... They're scum. They'll screw anyone over if they think it'll get them a sale.
But to lie so blatantly in written form makes me... sick!
Support your local independant retailer (or Argos who only sell factory sealed games).
And no-one pointed out yet that the 360 pads should be listed as "1 Wireless RUMBLING controller".
Sony can smell my finger...
I received this lovely e-mail from Play:
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I like the extra-desperate "Forward to a friend!" button at the bottom. They forgot to say "Please??!" though...
Dreamcast with built in online capabilities - £99.99
PS2 without built in online capabilities and wank launch games - £299.99
"- £280
- Wireless network adapter
- HD DVD Drive
- £484"
You be pretty confused. What price is it then? It's not like you normally use bullet points to list things a console doesn't have in the same list that you're using bullet points to list things it does have!!
as people say they must be desperate as hell to do that shit
fully backwards compatible my ass ,shitty cables in the box ,and a pricetag to make even chris moylse's belly quivver!
haha brilliant! POWER TO THE PEOPLE! and all that. UK:Resistance gives Sony another crushing blow!
Yes, the PS3 controller has wireless and motion sensing, but it doesn't have rumble, why not add that to the 360's controller?
Yep, the 360 has a component & composite lead, the PS3 (TRUE HD NOW ONLY ON PSFREE) only has composite.
The 360 also has Bluetooth, it's just compatible with the controllers and headset.
It has a 30 day Live GOLD trial, not Live trial. Which is a service vastly superior to the PS3s (the one you pay for) with voice communication as standard.
LOL IT'S BLU-RAY, NOT BLUE!
360 also has 1080p.
It isn't compatible with all PS2 games, LIES.
There is also free access to Xbox Live.
Who cares about a web browser? I have one on my phone, my Dreamcast and Wii, I don't fucking use it.
It connects to the PSP, so? My penis connects to my 360 if I shoved it in the USB flap.
You aren't forced to buy the wireless adapter (which is better than the wireless in the PS3), nor are you forced to buy a HD format that has a good chance of bombing. So really, the cost is £280 (plus whatever free games are being given with it this week), plus extras if you want them.
"...police have had meetings with Sony and Virgin about how to handle the expected crowds..."
"In fairness, the store is meeting us half-way," he said. "There won't be any crowds on the street."
I think that would be down to Sony, not the store! arf.
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Make a good generator for names of characters in fantasy novels/games this would.
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Back to the subject.
Game are total morons. The 360 makes them money, but they're treating it like crap. Sony must be paying them a ridiculous amount of money.
http://www.gamesindustry.biz/content_page.php?aid=23525
Microsoft kept the 1080i/p very quiet!!
Why does no one mention the fact that 40% of all 360's suffer a 'red light' error within 1 week!!
Stop winging about a little poster that was designed to help show that PS3 is not 'expensive' it just costs a lot!