Currys, the high street chain stupid people use to pay more for electronics than they cost on the internet or anywhere else, has not hit its PS3 pre-order targets. Look - even people on the internet can't argue with an actual photograph:
Good news about the HDMI cables, though. That'll really make up the massive financial shortfall Sony's dead-on-arrival PS3 is inflicting on businesses across the land.
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Or you can get one just as good from cpc for a tenner.
Verification word xagwsm - sounds like a generic viagra copy.
Doesn't this imply that this picture is old, and therefore not proper evidence?
Come on Zorg, there must be some GAME insiders you can get photos of current pre-order lists from!
http://www.gamesindustry.biz/content_page.php?aid=23570
I expect Zorg to do update about it being cancelled because it's wank within the hour.
Come on, you owe it to us all.
The quote that I saw on gamesindustry.biz was "Previously we've held very successful midnight events for the Wii and World of Warcraft: The Burning Crusade. We felt that unless we could do a midnight launch as spectacular as those, we'd rather not do it at all."
Which pretty much translates to "no-one's going to turn up, so why the fuck should we turn up to work at midnight?!?"
word verification = oihyoraw - the noise made by Ken Kutaragi when he sees the first months PS3 sales results for Europe
Couldn't get rid of all the stock though the preorder period then.
Not that that's a suprise to us, but it might as well be an admission from them.
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Wahey!!!
http://interviews.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=07/03/19/1729238&from=rss
John Jones from Gamestation said: "Anyone who thinks they can just turn up and get one has got no chance."
This makes me feel like turning up at 4:55pm on Friday afternoon and demanding John Jones personally sells me one. Except not, because I don't have £425 or want a PS3.