ON THE SPOT REPORT: "Hello all, I've attached two photos taken in Leeds' main shopping area. As you can see, GAME are in their last few days of pre-orders for PS3, except that sign has been there for the last few weeks."
"Virgin on the other hand are emphasising their student discount by any means necessary. I couldn't get photos of inside, but under every PS3 pre-order poster there are huge signs pointing out the 10% discount for all students. What they should be advertising is that with 10% off a PS3 you can buy yourself a Wii as well."
F.A.O. STUDENTS:
If you buy a PS3 this means you're not allowed to whine about loans or attend anti-capitalist rallies with your sack-cloth-wearing, dreadlocked, stinking, gap-year-in-Thailand-going-off-on, quorn-eating friends. You're also not allowed to spend the next 25 years of your life only talking about your "uni" friends and the things you did in "uni" and how much fun you had in "uni". That last one's a general rule even if you don't buy a PS3.
Labels: WAR ON PS3
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. EUROPE AT WAR: GAME RESORTS TO PS3 BRIBES EUROPE AT WAR: VIVA GLORIOUS FRANCE! EUROPE AT WAR: PS3 'SOLD OUT' DISINFORMATION CAMPA... EUROPE AT WAR: THE MIDLANDS ARE SECURE! EUROPE AT WAR: HMV BRIBES LOSERS TO PRE-ORDER PS3s... EUROPE AT WAR: DESPERATE GAMEPLAY SPREADS PS3 GAME... EUROPE AT WAR: LONDON DROWNING IN SEA OF UNWANTED ... EUROPE AT WAR: KEN KOMPETITION WINNER
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When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
And I'm afraid students seem to have moved on these days to being self important, coked-up, right wing, trust fund cunts
bifdd - like when you get hit in a comic book
Ho ho.