Stick it in doorways, on our mighty oak trees, on the lamp posts and walls of our proud industrial cities. Adorn your windows and cars, spread word that the foul invasion of our country WILL NOT WORK.
And if you use the printer at work it won't even cost you anything.
This is the only one of these you're ever likely to see.
Labels: WAR ON PS3
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It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
Bastards.
I'm also pissed off at how 'Home' is based loosely on PSO.
Twats. Trying to corrupt my SEGA memories.
Instead, I'm afraid I just won't be able to associate with him any more. You see? Sony's ruining lifetime friendships as well!
Looks like its running on an updated version of the Engine Sony uses in some of its ever so "popular" MMO games, you know... The Everquest series, Star Wars Galaxies, Vanguard... Probably will be just as horrifically buggy as them, too.
Not to mention will be just as big a money sink, with you having to buy virtual clothes to dress your virtual self, and buying virtual furniture to decorate your virtual house, so you can sit on your virtual arse having virtual sex with a man pretending to be a woman.
gehymmym. yes.
Pre-Order your PS3 now!
You should get about £250 for it on ebay the folowing week.
Believe it or not, Vanguard uses the Unreal engine. Amazing that it works so poorly, isn't it?
Really? /shudder
This home certainly looks like some kind of EQ engine derivative, just looking at the face morphing between presets in the promo vid reminds me of building a character in SWG.
And the dancing emotes...
And pretty much everything else.
Although the guy is totally anti-PS3 in every way, shape and form, he managed to not only convince this total chav to pre-order a PS3, but to also pre-order a bunch of shit to go with it. The way he did it? He took a leaf from Sony's book - he lied through his arse.
Basically, what I'm suggesting is a new campaign whereby we advertise the PS3 is a very positive light, extremely hyper-positive, talking up features that either are proven not to work from the US launch, do not exist, or which are simply unrealistic from any point of view (photo-realistic graphics anyone?) Then, if they still don't pre-order, tell them that its okay, there'll be a price drop of at least 30% by the middle of the year so they should hold out until then.
So that way, as if it isn't over-hyped enough, all those chavs will be even more disgruntled that the PS3 is more than they expected and thusly less than they expected. THink of it like Christmas Day, where because dad got layed off all there is for christmas are two dollar shit toys and underpants. It'll be that kind of disappointment. Every PS3 bought will be pawned off, and then nobody will buy them anymore and even the people who were gonna still buy them wont because the promised 30% markdown never occurs and Sony go bankrupt and stop making Spider Man movies. The End.
This is actually based on a true story. I'm Australian, and our PS3 is $999.95, and an employee actually said that the PS3 (60Gb) was going to come down to less than the 20Gb model (which I am convinced will never be released outside of Japan and america because its so shit).
What's the sentence for treason these days?
A bit like VF5.
The put a sticker over the "£100" of "£100 deposit", so it now reads "£40 deposit". But you can still read the "£100" through the paper. Sums it up.
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The main point of PS3 is to play games, sice it is a GAMES console so WTf are you on about. It isn't good, it's shit! The gaming area, the main part, is shit! People don't even want to make games for the console anymore! They want to make it for me! Sony has LOST!! Sooooooo bad! And Blu ray is losing to Hd DVD! So bye Sony PS and your shit faced price consoles!!
The main point of PS3 is to play games, sice it is a GAMES console so WTf are you on about. It isn't good, it's shit! The gaming area, the main part, is shit! People don't even want to make games for the console anymore! They want to make it for me! Sony has LOST!! Sooooooo bad! And Blu ray is losing to Hd DVD! So bye Sony PS and your shit faced price consoles!!