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sell your ps2 + psp + psone to help you buy it!!!
This cracked me up. Well done that man.
What I particularly like is how google adwords is picking up PS3 all the time on UK:R, and as such, the most flagrantly anti-PS3 site on the internets is actually filled full of "BUY PS3 FOR ONLY THE SIZE OF SOME SMALL COUNTRIES GOVERNMENT BUDGETS" adverts
Or better yet, Shitstorm.
Who's working in their design department? Helen Keller?!
You're probably poor!
Simply Shit will suffice.
They are desperate, I will give-in when they offer me: " Free £500, with all PS3s "
And that no-one needs a fucking blue-ray player.
He also told me that they would be out of stock after next week until Christmas time.
Oh, and I questioned him on the backwards-compatibility, but he reassured me that every single PS2 game would run on it, so I might as well trade that in for £30 towards the PS3.
Illegal! Horsham Trading Standards please...
And I still want to know what the asterisk is supposed to be for. My guess is 'just like every other machine out there, only on a more expensive system'.
Word Verification: 'puatuf' - hmmm. Somthing do with lady private parts and expelled air, I would think.
http://www.gamesindustry.biz/content_page.php?aid=23525
Do you think that this is a sign authorised and sent out by head office? I doubt it, somehow.
hmv are getting more desperate lol
you can not just win all your games for free ,but now a HD TV!! yay
but! no HDMI cable with ps3 ,so you take it home..then think...crap need to go out and buy one!
also if they wanna boost sales they should quit the shit compo's and maybe give something free or discounted?
That should be all you need to know about Cwmbran
Listen, Game staff: Sony are doing a good enough job as it is making everyone hate them and their machine. Don't help them.
If those games are free then the shipping must be very expensive to cost £524.99. Must weigh a tonne! Infact, it could be the size of a small house*.
*Refer second comment.
Firstly, they're utter idiots. The PS3 does NOT play games better than top spec PCs, and it never will. And I'll be damned if I can play even the likes of Quake 3 Arena in a 36 person feud on that hunk of crap. Also, they state that Blu Ray is a DVD, they need a fucking smack to the head for that one.
Also, you can build a budget gaming PC setup, even with an nVidia 8800GTX, for £800 from Komplett or other sources, that can be hooked up to a huge monitor with DVI Ports for HD viewing (seeing as Blu Ray has already been cracked) and it'd still cost less than what it'd be for a PS3, how? Because most PS3 games are made for HDTVs, and for a large HD Display that has an output of 1080p I'd be fucking mad if anyone here finds one under £1000.
The PS3 has flopped, 'nuff said.