Our French friends would rather wait "1-4 months" for a Wii than have a PS3. Finally, we have found the common ground that will bring our two historic nations together!
We shall celebrate by having a wank over 'Betty Blue' tonight.
SAYS OUR SPY: "Just thought you'd like to know that pre-orders for the currently out of stock Wii at Amazon France (with an estimated delivery date of between 1 to 2 months) are currently higher than those of launch day PS3s. At the time of writing Wii is at 2 in the Amazon gaming chart with PS3 at 8."
A united Europe WILL NEVER FALL.
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And Animal Crossing is still up there! Viva la France!
Labels: WAR ON PS3
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Each post .02% worse than the last. EUROPE AT WAR: PS3 'SOLD OUT' DISINFORMATION CAMPA... EUROPE AT WAR: THE MIDLANDS ARE SECURE! EUROPE AT WAR: HMV BRIBES LOSERS TO PRE-ORDER PS3s... EUROPE AT WAR: DESPERATE GAMEPLAY SPREADS PS3 GAME... EUROPE AT WAR: LONDON DROWNING IN SEA OF UNWANTED ... EUROPE AT WAR: KEN KOMPETITION WINNER KEN KUTARAGI'S KAPTION KOMPETITION A MAN SENT US SOME POEMS ABOUT SONY
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These are brave times.
They can only sporadically communicate with the outside world, and when a message does get through from an internet forum or blog, the news is worse than before.
Kutaragi has lost the Eastern Front, Harrison is being outflanked all across Europe, and in America the Allied forces of Fils-Aime and Moore are out-thinking and out-fighting the inadequate and disillusioned Sony machine.
There are no reinforcements left to call in.
In ten days time they will be left with no option but to end it all to avoid capture, as advancing forces breach their final weak defences.
I believe Jurgen Huff, Sony Deutschland Deputy CEO, has already poisoned both himself and his wife Claudia.
This is the worst, least-arousing fan fiction I've ever done. I haven't even got a semi :(
I find that usually adds stimulation to an otherwise boring post.
I'd also like to add that I hope we do win the war in 10 days time, as I don't want to learn and be forced to speak only in Japanese.
http://www.amazon.de/PlayStation-Konsole-Nachlieferung-verf%C3%BCgbar-Erstauslieferung/dp/B000NO37VM/ref=sr_1_1/303-3301507-7152237?ie=UTF8&s=videogames&qid=1173745833&sr=1-1
The wii according to those stats is at #8 in the sales ranks while the PS3 is at #513!
So... that makes quite a few pieces of trite selling more than the PS3 in Germany. And by Trite I mean donkey porn games or David Hasslehoff albums. Bratwurst, anyone?
first: everyone knows that UK has more PS3s preordered than anywhere in the world.
second: you're not even in europe but on a fucking island !
third: you don't use €uro.
four: you have Tony Blair.
so don't steal our war you fucktards.
I, as the grand Général of Anti-PS3 Force of France, give you a chance to join our ranks:
it's been said your fleet was not bad. i only believe what i see, so you better warm up your fucking boats and get them to paris to sink the "event" sony france has planned for the ps3 launch.
read more details of the said event.