Labels: WAR ON PS3
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Each post .02% worse than the last. EUROPE AT WAR: HMV BRIBES LOSERS TO PRE-ORDER PS3s... EUROPE AT WAR: DESPERATE GAMEPLAY SPREADS PS3 GAME... EUROPE AT WAR: LONDON DROWNING IN SEA OF UNWANTED ... EUROPE AT WAR: KEN KOMPETITION WINNER KEN KUTARAGI'S KAPTION KOMPETITION A MAN SENT US SOME POEMS ABOUT SONY TOYS R US IS FAKING PLAYSTATION3 PRE-ORDERS AN UPDATE THAT'S NOT ABOUT PS3 BEING A DISASTER THE HTML ERAS
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12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
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It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
I wonder how long till they resort to cheap HURRY GET YOURS A4 print outs from their office printer.
i build them up, and break them down.
Twas funnny, I'm telling ya.
Sure I contracted Aids, but in the long run it's probably less painful.
hollywooda,
We need to protect every strongpoint, every metre of European soil stubbornly, till the last droplet of blood, grab every piece of our soil and defend it as long as it is possible. Our Motherland is going through hard times. We have to stop, and then throw back and destroy the enemy, whatever it might cost us. Sony are not as strong as the panic-mongers say. They are stretching their strength to the limit. To withstand their blow now means to ensure victory in the future.
Can we stand and throw the enemy back toward east? Yes, we can, as our plants and factories in the rear areas are working perfectly and are supplying our army with more and more Nun chucks, Wiimotes, VC titles and Consoles.