January US sales totals:
Wii: 436,000
X360: 294,000
PS3: 244,000
And don't go saying it's stock issues - Sony's got 25 million of the things clogging up store aisles out there right now. Six million sold by the end of March? Get real, dickwads.
Plus PS3 is still selling a ridiculously rubbish 20k a week in Japan. WELL DONE, WORLD! It's now more important than ever that Europe doesn't embarrass itself by bailing out Sony's horrendous, half-finished console.
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2. Chuck norris' shit is better than a ps3.
3. Ive seen that picture abotu ten times now and i've only just noticed the guy on the left is hiding an erection.
Games and Hi-Def movies in one machine , I can't wait.
Please fall in a well and die.
Sincerely,
Civilization.
If you don't like it - that's cool 4 you - it's a choice.
Mystery solved.
/walks away whistling
I won't buy it.. no way!
If Sony CE gets bankrupt, I'll be the last who cares. Sony BMG sucks for their stupid CD copy protections, Sony Vaio invents exploding notebook batteries... yes, that's the road to success!
Sony should make Hi-Fi equipment like they did before.
Because, I mean, surely nobody can be that moronic, surely?
a bit too sensible for my liking!
Side note: My word verification had 'pub' in it.
What a grand idea!
unless you wanna squeal boy...
I put money on the Wii being a bit of a failure 3years from now. Hardware will sell, software? I think sales will drop and drop.
The PS3 could be a major winner once it gets in it's stride and Sony sack the pricing people.
In the west I'd go bet:
1. 360
2. PS3
3. Wii
This site used to be entertaining. Pro-Sega, anti-everything else. I'm with you. Now it's devolved into mindless "Sony sucksx LOLZ!!" rhetoric.
Which might be slightly enjoyable, if everyone else on the web wasn't already doing it. And better.
Been and done, there and that.
P.S. How much is Microsoft paying you?
Essential tips for life, I like it :)
Eh?
Interesting or intelligent?
Umm... you might want to re-read the thread.
Especially as he admitted he was winding everyone up to see the responses.
the trick is not to read the comments, then it's more fun!
Wow that's amazing. How come they're only saying that there's 2 million shipped and reports have 1.88 million sold?
vgcharts.org
That means there are 120,000 units scattered across North America clogging up aisles in this tiny little excuse for a continent.
Amazon seems to show that they sell out within a day everytime they get stock in. Best Buy - sold out. Future Shop - sold out. Costco - sold out.
Is someone a little pissed at SONY for something completely different and now just trying to make up shite to self-stimulate?
The PS3 will sell.
Just picked his name out of thin air.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Laswell