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Each post .02% worse than the last. THE UNORIGINALITY IN VIDEO GAME AWARDS ER... A DOG WITH 'SEGA' AND 'YAKUZA' TRANSFERS ON ... TWO SHIT CONSOLES FOR THE PRICE OF THREE PHOTOGRAPHS OF A DOG WEARING A SONIC HAT (+BONUS C... EMERCENCY NEWS FLASH FOR ALL SCOTTISH READERS MOBILE PHONE GAMES MIGHT BE ABOUT TO GET A LOT BET... JAPANESE HARDWARE SALES FOR THE WEEK ENDING JANUAR... WHERE ARE THEY NOW? #2 DR ROBOTNIK WHERE ARE THEY NOW? #1 ALEX KIDD
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1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
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It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
i have a strange feeling this story is sony inspired.
Bunch of whinging babies!
i've had my xbox since launch, no problems for me,(if you don't include the jet engine)
i think alex = Jabba the Hutt. cause jabba does not have a gender.
They pick two chubby commoners. The first one has long greasy hair, is spotty and obviously is at home saying "I've been on telly - look I'm well fit" whilst trying to use this as a pulling tactic.
The second guy is welsh.
C'mon BBC< I know you can do better, and I might complain to watchdog about their shoddy "Proper TV" research and blatant shitness abound.
I was kinda of hoping they would catch him in one of his 'alternate' states, i.e dressed up like Zargon on sky
word verification - xxdudvra - a cheap east european viagro rip off?
Once again, all gamers are made to look like weirdos because of these guys, especially Mr Potato Head.
Of course, I'd moan and look like a cunt, if got a chance to get on telly!
Not when they're making a loss on each one sold.
If we all bought one and didn't buy a single game how many would we have to buy before we fucked the entire company?
Depreciated component costs and all that.
Sony on the other hand loses 300 on each 20GB PS3. Perfect if you want a cheap blueray player and hate sony.
Depreciated component costs and all that.
Sony on the other hand loses 300 on each 20GB PS3. Perfect if you want a cheap blueray player and hate sony.
Well I wasn't aware of that. Thanks for the info.
I'd be happy to bankrupt Sony.
it's still pretty bad, though - my first 360 died after 6 months and all i play on it is street fighter. but i managed to make back more than what i'd paid by selling the bits and cashing in on the whole dvd firmware flashing craze.
my last one buggered up when i started watching hddvds on it. my current one is fine for now...
but even 14 months at £280 is £20 a month. crikey!
as for the vid, i loved the bit about the £20 dvd player!
I think the machine is made at different factories. Some are probably better than others.
Those guys seemed reasonable enough. I think the main guy is a Sony plant though.
Millions sold. How many problems?
That's reports to the BBC, not worldwide failures you fucking tit.
"maybe your xbox wouldn't break after 3 days if you didn't play gears of war for 72 hours straight you wank."
If a console breaks because it's being used, you've got a faulty piece of hardware. It should be capable of being in constant use, like any other computer.
Oh, right.