So when I bought a Wii it involved rapidly refreshing amazon.co.uk at 9am and using my uni's huge bandwith to press f5 fast enough to bring a lady elephant to orgasm before they all sold out.
Play.com's been selling their launch allocation of PS3s and are stopping when they run out. I first checked at 12:30pm and as of now (9:30pm) they're still in stock.
Ho ho.
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A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
MICRO-BLOG
What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. "XBOX 360 - MORE THAN JUST A COMPUTER GAME" THE UNORIGINALITY IN VIDEO GAME AWARDS ER... A DOG WITH 'SEGA' AND 'YAKUZA' TRANSFERS ON ... TWO SHIT CONSOLES FOR THE PRICE OF THREE PHOTOGRAPHS OF A DOG WEARING A SONIC HAT (+BONUS C... EMERCENCY NEWS FLASH FOR ALL SCOTTISH READERS MOBILE PHONE GAMES MIGHT BE ABOUT TO GET A LOT BET... JAPANESE HARDWARE SALES FOR THE WEEK ENDING JANUAR... WHERE ARE THEY NOW? #2 DR ROBOTNIK THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
21 Dances from my favourite dancer at Stringfellow's. She'd get completely naked and wiggle her boobs and other floppy bits at me for a whole 63 mins. That can't be knocked.
2x Xbox 360 with a free game each and a cable already capable of displaying a HD imagine - WITHOUT ME HAVING TO BUY ANOTHER CABLE YOU S1TT0RZ SONY!
A fairly high spec PC from a computer show, allowing me to install Linux, and look at all the p0rn I like and have change left over to buy about £100 worth of p0rn.
A reasonable holiday in the tropics - all inclusive - unlike an HDMI lead Sony. C'mon, composite is for gays!
Basically, I could buy a whole lot of more useful shit, rather than a brick-like paperweight that I'll probably end up blagging for work purposes anyway.
ok. that wasnt funny.
sorry.
I wonder just how many I could order before it complained...
And Amazon
And Game
And Gamestation
And Argos
And Woolworths
(HMV and Virgin are yet to start their pre orders).
Hearing this news, I will now wait till the summer or later. Sony might even let us have the machine for amount it should be, when they realise only rich obessives are buying it.