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A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
MICRO-BLOG
What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. PLAY.COM PUBLICLY HIGHLIGHTS MASSIVE PS3 DISINTERE... "XBOX 360 - MORE THAN JUST A COMPUTER GAME" THE UNORIGINALITY IN VIDEO GAME AWARDS ER... A DOG WITH 'SEGA' AND 'YAKUZA' TRANSFERS ON ... TWO SHIT CONSOLES FOR THE PRICE OF THREE PHOTOGRAPHS OF A DOG WEARING A SONIC HAT (+BONUS C... EMERCENCY NEWS FLASH FOR ALL SCOTTISH READERS MOBILE PHONE GAMES MIGHT BE ABOUT TO GET A LOT BET... JAPANESE HARDWARE SALES FOR THE WEEK ENDING JANUAR... THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
SNES is outselling PS3 in the US.
http://www.amazon.com/gp/bestsellers/videogames/51550011/ref=pd_ts_pg_2/102-3117684-4412161?ie=UTF8&pg=2
Have you read the idiot children posting comments to Amazon's UK site? At their age I was pulling some girl's hair and pretending my climbing frame was from Space 1999, not to mention revising for spelling tests and being beaten by my father. Nowadays ten year olds all have opinions and toy budgets larger than most people's mortgage payments.
Do I sound old? I feel old.
Maybe people are so desperate for a Wii they are in fact buying SNESs, painting them white and pretending they're playing the Virtual Console?
-- Sonic the Hedgehog for Virtual Console
-- the Wii
-- an XBox360 so I can see what all this Gears of War hype is about
It's a choice - I'm choosing PS3!!
Unless he's being sarcastic, like that other bloke from that other comments field the other week. In which case he is a comedic genius.
Thankyou.
http://darkmatt.blogspot.com/
What a complete cunt.
I would agree - add a cock and maybe some balls too......
The Mind Of Matt - Dull as Dulux.....