1. Nintendo DS Lite: 194,526
2. Nintendo Wii: 83,754
3. PlayStation Portable: 35,700
4. PlayStation 2: 20,995
5. PlayStation 3: 19,996
6. Xbox 360: 7,365
WHAT SONY MEANS WHEN IT SAYS "SHIPPED":Moved from regional storage facility A to regional storage facility B Put on a boat to somewhere else that may want them In a lorry In a pile waiting to be put on a lorry Hidden in the ground
Joy through numbers.
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It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
I'll never tire of it though.
Except that I didn't tell the newsagent that i'd "shipped" 1000 papers.
Is your comment supposed to be funny?
I don't get it.
Why have you spelled 'fanboys' as
'fanboyz'?
Are you a moron?
No, I am seriously thrilled about the fact that, based on these numbers, it looks like Sony is finally breaking into the Japanese market and doing so by trouncing M$FT. Now it is time to sit back and watch Sony take on the incredible juggernaut that is Nintendo! Miyamoto and crew might have the home field advantage, but I'm sure Phil Harrison will make America proud as he takes the Playstation 3 into the land of the rising sun!
oh btw, if you google for his name, a bit down the list there's the scee page and it has an option to download a whopping 800kb jpeg of the bugger. it's funny having firefox tell you 'You have chosen to open Phil'
besides, it doesn't take much to trounce MS in japan - even the wonderswan's probably shifting more units than 360
Aran, go and look up "Sony" on Wikipedia. Read the first line, particularly the part about Sony being based in Minato, Tokyo, and see the Japanese name it has 'randomly' given itself.
Now, kindly throw yourself into a ravine somewhere, quietly. Unless you're trying to be ironic, in which case allow me to shoot you as you descend. It's for the greater good.
http://kotaku.com/gaming/hmv/hmv-bundles-ps3with-psp-233565.php
I know kotaku's wank but stick with it.
Poor poor poor Sony.
Yes, it was. I was mocking Sony fanboys who always try to put a positive spin on things. I am a big fan of this site, and am sorry that my failed attempt at humor might have made it not funny for a little bit. I'll go back to the sidelines, now.
Well that's real useful, isn't it?
problem is people DO post stuff like that honestly, thinking this is gamespot or something where people will actually get into arguments about games, thereby missing the point (that everything by sega is good - except sonic 360/ps3 - and everything else is crap)
I'd personally use my GTA baseball bat- he'd look like a mashed-up melon.