This is the 'BEFORE' shot, from back when the entire internet didn't make up 10,000 Photoshop jokes about PS3 every day (we're very proud of you all).
And this is what it really looks like running on PS3. At least they got the Stamina gauge right, although they forgot what side they put it on when making the actual game.
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It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
Let's not forget the NHL 'in game graphics' fiasco for the 360. Remember that? The two blokes with their heads on the floor? HMMMM?
WHERE'S THE 360 LIE WATCH? I'M FUCKING SURE GEARS OF WAR WILL LOOK EXACTLY LIKE THAT FUCKING RENDER THAT'S BEEN PRINTED ABOUT 500,000 TIMES (yes, literally).
Oh and remember when fucking Nintendo reckoned the N64 was going to be as good as a Silicon Graphics beast machine and gave everyone ridiculously ambitious renders from Killer Instinct to prove it.
That was the START of it. Fucking Nintendo. Always to blame. Sony aren't at fault here and the PS3 is brilliant, obviously.
GOD I'M SO UPSET I MIGHT START MY OWN BLOG.
This is very old news and I don't even follow gaming that much.
Anyway they will show this game at TGS so maybe you should waited until then since the graphics probably improved.
Wonderful.
Here's my humble offering, my own text is in the squares brackets.
"It uses the PS3 controller's tilt functions for movement within the game. [Well, actually, it uses the Wii controller's tilt function, to be honest with you.]
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Not bad, if I do say so myself
And I don't even follow gaming that much anyway. And I don't read blogs or UK:R and I hate commenting and computers and typing and myself. I'm also one of those people who presses the "open door" buttons on the tube even though the open door button hasn't been opening doors since 1999 anyway.
Anway I don't even care anyway.
DO I KNOW YOU??
I'm going to get a PS3, but I'm not going to pay for one obviously, because it'll be shit. Not because the machine is shit, but because the games so far are shit. I mean, who wants to fly dragons all afternoon. It'll wear off in 30 minutes, just like the amatuer porn I got from www.bighomem....
Yeah, I know, not very good but well, I laughed!
"Although video footage shows monkeys fighting over a rice pudding, a screenshot released shows a fat man 'doing a goatse', thus complicating the search for a possible gameplay style"
Sont's network platform looks to be utter wank.
Rock on New games jounalism type stuff..kinda.
A fanboy obviously got annoyed that a big lies was exposed
Wow, Zorg, can I say you have the best readers on the whole internet?
Every edit just made it better and better, seriously. I almost literally laughed my head off.
I think we should all be prouds, even though someone did remove the vast bulk of it.
EDIT - Oh, okay, I've reverted it back to its full glory :)
Good job!
I know it's shocking that they might have moved the stamina bar from one side of the screen to the other between builds, but I think you all can stop vandalizing the wikipedia page on this now.
Okthanksbye
You unutterable twat. I think the fact the polygon count dipped from the order of millions down to the low ten thousands might have had a BIT more to do with it.
I'm beginning to see how advertising works.
Anything with Wolf from Gladiators mentioned in it instantly becomes a million times better.
Believe in yourself a little more, man. You're too pretty to be glum.
a few minutes ago i went back to it and it was all gladiator'd and stuff (with the dodgy render removed)
now it seems it's back to how it was, although the purple bit on the right with the picture now reads 'Liar' instead of 'Lair' which is funny. sort of
Either way I bet it's not going to be as good as Thanatos on the Spectrum.
awww... that sucks....
http://www.the-magicbox.com/0609/game060921c.shtml
Sony have also announced that You can download Mega Drive and PC-Engine games on the PS3. I don't know where they get their ace ideas from.
Plus, who the FUCK would BUY and PLAY that?
How dare they lie to me.