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It's odd that things we clearly remember from 1996 are now nostalgic remnants of gaming history, but still - if you're only 15 years old and came here from MySpace looking for porn you probably never saw this SEGA Saturn advert from 1996.

You were lucky in that respect.


Taken from MAXIMUM. Never forget.

What does it even MEAN? Were we really so innocent as a nation in 1996 that stuff like this seemed all edgy and cool and risque? Or was SEGA just loads shitter than we remember?


There can't be that many women called Toni Blake in south east London...

We'll have her geo-located to within six centimetres by home time.

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Blogger jawa said...
i reckon i could geo-locate her to belmarsh ladies prison.

would with bag over head.
Blogger Mark said...
Wouldn't, partly because she's got an aura of mingingness that would permeate the bag, but mainly because she looks like she lets her boyfriend's mates gangbang her while he plays Panz... OH RIGHT *PLAYS WITH HIMSELF* I GET IT SHE'S TALKING ABOUT SEGA AND NOT WANKING AFTER ALL. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Blogger S.F.R said...
The person in that advert may have had a boyfriend but from that picture I do not conclude that the person is a 'she' at all.

Mostly from the face of a man that I've spotted on it's shoulders.
Blogger S.F.R said...
Even the name 'toni' is clueing us in here;
I think sony must have had some sort of exclusivity deal with all females back then.
Blogger Michael Rossell said...
Is the word "later" part of the main text, or is just emblazoned across her boobies in a coincidental position!?

It's neither good or clear.
Blogger eightfivezero said...
And we wondered why our beloved Saturn sold like SHIT.
Blogger jawa said...
Na... 'she's' the type of 'girl' who would do you with a knife to your throat whilst carving a biro-tastic jailhouse tattoo into your back with the other, stinking of macdonalds and victory gin and never takes 'her' pants off.

my kinda 'gal'.
Blogger devolute said...
Lets face it. She killed him.
Blogger Starke said...
Shitty, shitty advert.

Given have a chance I'd plunge in balls deep in about half a second, though.
Blogger Big G said...
i like it
Blogger Night_Trekker said...
Sega just can't win. Either they eschew advertising and suffer for it, or they advertise and turn out shit like this. Or that horrific Seaman advert with the guy in bed with a huge fish.
Blogger Spudcunt said...
Was that what women looked like in the mid-nineties? Obviously I wouldn't know as I was too young then and spent all my time playing videogames. Oh wait...

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