A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. WHERE WILL RICHARD JACQUES BE ON SATURDAY, OCTOBER... [SERIOUS] JAVA DEVELOPER APPEAL THE IS HE/ISN'T HE DISABLED GOOGLE VIDEO QUIZ THE TOMB RAIDER MODEL HAS AGED BADLY BUYING OUR NEW T-SHIRT MAKES YOU FREE, IN SOME WAY... PSP LIE WATCH: A REMINDER ABOUT 'GRAN TURISMO 4 MO... THIS WEEK'S ILL ADVISED ATTEMPT AT MAKING A VIDEOG...
THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
Concerning the new cover, I wish I had her in my posession so I could keep her in a small room for 8 years and totally sex her to hell and make her somehow not tell anyone about it afterwards, TO EVERYONE'S CHAGRIN!
:(
Yet.
Thank you.
Oh, and don't say Edge is over-rated if you never really read it, it reeks of buying into what other people force-feed you.
We're still not getting enough lifestyle content on here, and those T shirts are far too niche.
No i dont watch it anymore coz it's shit.
I know wrestling games in general are shit, but the video footage ive seen of the 360 version looks ok.
And the Smackdown games are actually pretty good, unless you're homophobic and/or like taking cheap shots at something easy to point the gay finger at.
:)
The only thing I ever like about Edge is...
... erm...
No, hang on, it's gone again.
And i think Dr. Drill is actually ZORG doing an amazing impression of someone who takes things completely literally as some kind of stinging ironic comment on the rest of us who leave messages on here.
Post modern.
As much as i think there are some issues which should'nt be joked about i guess you all take it with a pinch of salt, and im getting that now, after reading it in retrospective im slowly getting what ukr is about ;)
I mean, we all fuck kids, right?