FACT A: It's on PS3 therefore it MUST be shit.
FACT B: It's by SEGA therefore it MUST be amazing.
ADDITIONAL FACT C: We'll be sitting in the bathroom rocking backwards and forwards for a while pooing and weeing on ourselves trying to decide which editorial stance to take.
The only option is to pretend these are Xbox 360 or PC screenshots. Yes, that's it. VF5 will be announced for Xbox 360 next week! That's clearly what's about to happen. That's why they took all these new screenshots. Look, they're in widescreen just like Xbox 360!
The truth is too horrible to consider.
We can't go saying something on PS3 looks good.
All we can do is...
...maybe we could say that only SEGA is good enough to make PS3 games look good? Because SEGA's better at programming and stuff.
That could work as an 'angle' to make this seem like a happier day.
Even then it feels wrong.
Maybe we should pretend VF5 doesn't exist?
It's just all too much. You know SEGA's original 2001 masterplan had this down as a Dreamcast 2 launch game :(
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one of the sprinkles at the waterfall has bad textures!! LOL PS3 SUXS!! And it's not SEGA's fault really!! It's because the PS3 SUXZ!!!
^There you go. Consider your soul saved!
Also I can't think you can hate the PS3 any longer as SEGA has been Sony's best supporter so far...Even pushing their games upto 1080p for their dear old friends Sony...PS3 is not that hard to love especially with gaming's best games coming out for it so, give it a try.
SEGA got over it guys and so can you.
In fact, maybe if Sony can wash out Xbox out of the market, there might be a place for a SEGA console!! :o!!!
Never mind about being conflicted, you loved Outrun on the PSP but still manage to hate the thing. I'm sure this will be a breeze.
Maybe I'm anal and slightly fucked off because it's so late (or early), or maybe it's because the PS3 is supposed to be a next gen console. Why are the floor textures so flat?
Shall I?
*Fucks off*
Together these two things can make you invincible.
Has anyone ever tried to learn martial arts from a game? Or is it just me?
This shiny latex dress chafes in all the wrong places.
That's just how they look in the arcade version, so there.