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You can see his little heart breaking, as he mentally weighs up the pros of eating sweets and playing games all day against the cons of being popular.

Porky Piggywinkle, aged 12

No free things or parties for you, Porky Piggywinkle. Best you can hope for is to get in the top 1000 of something on Xbox Live.

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Blogger Son_et_lumiere said...
:(
Who is the skinny twat in the red shirt and what is he doing on my internet?
Blogger Wrestlevania said...
...and why's he got his 360 on a lanyard?
Blogger Night_Trekker said...
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Blogger Night_Trekker said...
That fat kid deserves the 360 more than the other guy. He's fat. He'll probably spend a lot of time inside playing it.

I bet the Crimson Twig does nothing with it but watch DVDs, fire up the occasional game of Madden and show it off to his friends. All while the fat kid sits at home with only self-loathing and a family size bag of Cool Ranch Doritos to keep him company.

I've depressed myself.
Blogger jawa said...
who is sacha the flitzer?
what? why?

confused.
Blogger Night_Trekker said...
who is sacha the flitzer?
what? why?


He's #1, of course.
Blogger DaveP said...
would.
Blogger Tomleecee said...
Ha Ha! Zorg - you tight git!
Blogger doctor drill said...
The kid in the red shirt wins the prize of taking down fatty's lunch order on that pad ?
Blogger accelaexp said...
this fat fat kid is not sad, his mouth is just droping under the weight of his cheeks.
please correct your otherwise great article accordingly.
Blogger dw2k6 said...
the crimson twig,
bonehead,
and porky piggywinke.
Blogger RancidMare said...
WTF is going on with boneheads hand ?
the one on Crimsons right sholder it looks like a pigs trotter...
very odd.
Blogger Starke said...
The Crimson Twig has the longest fore-arm/hand combination I have ever seen on a human.
Blogger Mr. Driller said...
You're missing the real story here. Look how wounded the black guy in the back of the shot is about being caught on camera. He knows he's not going to get away with stealing anything today now.
Blogger Mark said...
"Here, take a picture of me with this cracker before me and my mates shoot him and steal his Xbox 360 what he's scribbled on. Because we're black, innit? Aight an' t'ing."
Blogger Koston said...
God that guy looking at the camera has pig trotters for hands. Some sort of weird human/pig monster.
Blogger doctor drill said...
Oh my fucking god, i need to sleep more, i just noticed it was a 360 in his hand, last time i looked i thought it was a note pad :(
Im off to specsavers in the morning :( :( :(
Blogger devolute said...
> "...and why's he got his 360 on a lanyard?"

He's about to drop the 360, thus snapping his neck clean off. It's how all the cool kids commit suicide these days.

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