17.58pm It's about to start!
18.00pm It's probably a bit late starting!
18.05pm It's probably started!
18.08pm Peter Moore is probably saying something about how great a start it's been for Xbox 360. Maybe he will take a sly sideswipe at PS3, while subtly advocating Nintendo Wii!
18.10pm The crowd is probably getting a bit bored now, and just wishing they'd show a trailer of Halo 3 or DoA Xtreme 2, instead of talking about how many people downloaded Cloning Clyde.
18.18pm If we were there, we'd be hoping some dancing girls dressed like Ulala take to the stage to herald the immediate availability of Space Channel 5 Part 3 on Xbox Live Arcade.
18.25pm At this point in procedings we tend to look down at our dictaphone to see that it has stopped recording. Or we forgot to start it recording in the first place. Oh well, we can always just rewrite everything from Eurogamer tomorrow.
18.32pm At this point we might have summoned up the courage to take a photograph!
18.40pm 40 minutes in, all the girls in the room should have been neatly categorised and given scores out of ten. This is always the most important part of any event.
18.50pm It's probably about to finish.
18.57pm It's probably finished! Time to head off to whatever event they have planned and be the most drunk person by miles within 30 minutes.
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
MICRO-BLOG
What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. 68 PHOTOS OF BOOTH BABES AND COSPLAYERS FROM THE T... TOKYO GAME SHOW HERALDS PS3 SHIT STORM WIKIPEDIA VANDALISM - WINNERS ANNOUNCED A MAN'S 'DREAMCAST' TOILET SEAT PS3 LIE WATCH - EVIDENCE UPDATED REGARDING 'LAIR' A RUBBISH 1996 SEGA SATURN ADVERT VF5 ON PS3 - IT'S BOUND TO BE LOGIC ERROR 248. LOG... THREE CHEERS FOR JOSE HERRAEZ AND JAVIER RODRIGUEZ... THE *NEW* WORLD'S MOST BORING SEGA PHOTOGRAPH! A SIGN ABOUT NOT PARKING IN THE SEGA CAR PARK THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
Um. Is this revealing a magazine secret? Am I about to get fired?
It took me a good two hours to categorie and score each of the X06 girls! There was also an impressive lack of X06 girl duplication meaning the four that greeted me at the hotel were there all along including a hot young blonde who kept checking me....hahahaha, I can't even lie about it, I'm pathetic.
One journalist said to me: "If only I knew how to flirt in Spanish." My first thought was: "If only I knew how to flirt..."