THINGS WE'VE BEEN SAYING TO OURSELVES RECENTLY
1. We don't want to play Metal Gear Solid 4 anyway
2. The Virtua Fighter series peaked with VF3
3. Rachel's tits aren't that amazing they're worth spending 500 quid on rotating a camera around
4. We can't keep this up for another five years.
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. WIKIPEDIA VANDALISM - WINNERS ANNOUNCED A MAN'S 'DREAMCAST' TOILET SEAT PS3 LIE WATCH - EVIDENCE UPDATED REGARDING 'LAIR' A RUBBISH 1996 SEGA SATURN ADVERT VF5 ON PS3 - IT'S BOUND TO BE LOGIC ERROR 248. LOG... THREE CHEERS FOR JOSE HERRAEZ AND JAVIER RODRIGUEZ... THE *NEW* WORLD'S MOST BORING SEGA PHOTOGRAPH! A SIGN ABOUT NOT PARKING IN THE SEGA CAR PARK SAD FAT KID REALISES LIFE WILL ALWAYS BE ABOUT STA... SONIC THE HEDGEHOG ON CORONATION STREET THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
1. Will there be a ridge Racer game at launch?
2. Will there be an Armored Core game at launch?
3. Will there be a new Tekken ROFLCAUST! OF COURSE THERE WILL
4. Will there be a new multitap that you have to shake around to make the players move
5. Will it launch?
How much longer can Zorg resist the PS3?
Sony are the masters, stand aside Microsoft with you're equal treatment of all territories.
Ninja Gaiden 2 is still coming out on the 360. It'll probably come to PS3 aswell but still.
PS3's getting Ninja Gaiden Sigma which is just the xbox one tarted up (in more ways than one - rachel) just like capcom did with resi evil on the cube, and stuff.
So calm down, dear, it's just a remake
6. Will there be a Kileak the Blood game at launch?
isnt it?
Observing audience reactions to Sony's display of upcoming games, this reporter was going to opine that the footage shown was quite literally jaw-dropping, only to later realize that everyone in attendence was a mouth-breather.
"3. Rachel's tits aren't that amazing they're worth spending 500 quid on rotating a camera around"
Yes they fucking are, you clown!
Obv I won't actually be doing that, but bloody hell they're amazing.
It's looking very very very very bad.
Would and would. Lovely vectors.
Virtua Tennis Still Online?
SEGA is keeping hope alive for PS3-owning online tennis fans.
by Kathleen Sanders
September 26, 2006 - Today, GameIndustry.biz reported that Sega had announced that the PlayStation 3 version of the anticipated tennis game Virtua Tennis 3 was forced to scrap online features.
However, when IGN contacted Sega they were unwilling to confirm the loss of online play for the PS3 version. A representative for the company could only assure us that the Xbox 360 version of Virtua Tennis 3 will ship with online play while not confirming the loss of these features for the PS3 version. Confused? So were we.
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So you see? Sega games are worse on PS3! Just being on PS3 makes them worse!
All games will be worse on the Sony console... Because they hate how great Sega is!