THE BEST ACTS OF VANDALISM:
"It is rumored, however, the game may support between 0 and 1 players" "Premium will ship with 30 dragons but the Basic edition will ship with no dragons. One of the main features of the online package will be the option to purchase extra dragons via 'sonsactions'" "...a screenshot released shows a man in heavy armour riding a mighty monkey steed" "Lair is a upcoming game being developed by Factor 5 and published through Sony Computer Entertainment America for the Sony PlayStation 3 video game console. It uses the Wii controller's tilt functions for movement within the game" "Lair is a collection of captured images from Sean Connery crap-fest "Dragonheart". They will be exclusively viewable on Sony's billion dollar PS3" The premise of the game revolves around ordering pewter dragons from mail-order companies that advertise in the back of Sunday supplement magazines. The more dragons you order, the bigger your army (the combat phase of gameplay takes place within the impoverished fantasy life of the game's hirsute protagonist, Simon), although this leads to an increasing chance of you defaulting on your installment plan, and having your kneecaps shattered by a sociopathic bailiff, 'Bricka'" "You will need two PS3s, two copies of Lair from the same shop of the same edition (five editions are confirmed), a link cable and two SonyLAIR HDTVs as on all other TVs the graphics are scrambled"
AND THE WINNER:
"...it wants to be a launch title, because dragon games sell"
Scroll through all the edits by reading the article's history page. As you read, you may like to stay mentally active by pondering WHAT SORT OF PERSON spends all day reloading a Wikipedia entry on an obscure PS3 game to correct minor acts of vandalism?
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It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
You can still change things like the image page, or better still, shouldn't someone who knows what they're doing replace the pre-rendered shot with the realtime screenshot?
http://bxbdna.blogspot.com/2006/09/sony-bashing.html
I knew all that browsing the interwebs would pay off.
easily ranks up there with the 50 cent bulletproof hit-list thingy (it WAS 50 cent, wasn't it?)
Don't forget to include the hottest lie euphemism of the new gen, "Target Renders".
but i doubt the wikipedia guys would allow something like that.
can't hurt to try, though, can it?
http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Lair_%28video_game%29&oldid=77024271
"The game has been confirmed as an exclusive title for the Sega Megadrive, which will launch on November 17, 2006 in the U.S. It is unusual for publishers to actively support older consoles such as the Megadrive, but it was felt that only this platform provided the sheer processing power required to render the graphics."
I particularly liked:
'FACT! Sony is gay'
I don't know who did that one but by god it was good.
Props to all you sad bastards who've got nothing better to do than make me chuckle!
ohhh, i see, it's their idea of a joke, is it?
"The identity of the man in the armor is currently unknown other than that he appears to have a fondness for dragons and enjoy riding them much as girls love riding horses due to the sensation of their backs grinding against their labia."
"is now scheduled to be released in early 2010 worldwide due to delays"
"Release date(s) - TBA 2006 (Iraq) tba 2007 ita
System requirements - 9 playstation 3s for single player - 12 for 2 player
Input - uses the wiimote"
And Sixaxis.... omg they are good...
lol - never realised how easy it was to change wikipedia:):):)mgs4 is fun - ive noticed small changes of numbers dont get noticed:) help me out people!!
The humans seem to be relying on more unconventional weapons, including a pump-action blender, an automatic rifle that resembles an umbrella with a scope attached, and a giant robotic history crab.
Don't get me wrong, it was fucking awesome and everyone should be totally proud, and I have no doubt that Zorg is, but taking it any further just becomes a bit twinkish.
After a hands on playtest of the game Lair, further details include that dragons will power up by collecting Sony laptop computer batteries littered in a valley next to King Dell's castle, enabling them to belch fire at consumer criticism.
But what kind of people spend all day vandalising a Wikipedia entry on an obscure PS3 game? Or any PS3 game for that matter.
(it woulda been better to say 'us' but i couldn't think of anything to put in the wiki at the time)
she's on this duff program on channel 5 about best blockbuster movies or whatever and she was using real words like she could almost be taken seriously!
Too much of my work is getting a mention. Need to get a life and stop watching list shows and vandalising wikipedia. :-/