Dis is wicked, innit!
THERE IS LITERALLY NO POINT...
...in this. As with PSP itself, it seems like a good idea until you realise there aren't any games and that Nintendo is doing everything ten times better - and making it look easy. Are we missing the game demos on the content list? Is it really just for music and adverts?
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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MICRO-BLOG
What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. LET'S SCROLL AWAY THE BADNESS, WITH A TRIP TO SEGA... CREAM THE RABBIT CAR CRASH PORN MOVIE (PART 1) SOMETHING ELSE WE HAVE IN COMMON WITH SEGA A DULL REMINDER ABOUT THOSE UKR T-SHIRTS WE MADE EXTREMELY BAD NEWS ABOUT LUMINES II THIS IS WHERE THE PARTY IS HAPPENING! 'THE SONIC FRUIT MACHINE IS RIGHT AT THE BACK'
THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
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ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
Over 30% of the content consists of Nike ads. Woops.
I just went into my local GAME and they have a load in stock....talk about flooding the market all at once.
My mistake
It's actually quite amazing that you mention a system which is no longer for sale, lolf.
Creamyrabbit, were the games "Blaxploitation 3 : Jus' Fuggery, Bitch", "Hilariously bad film game 3" and "EA Compilation" by any chance?
But mostly for reminding you how you wasted your money once.
Sonic, Sonic 2, Sonic 3....
Why don't they just fucking pack it, no-one gives a flying fuck about the PSP anymore.
Don't they realise corpse re-animation is just summat in books and Cmdr Zorg's imagination?