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What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. CREAM THE RABBIT CAR CRASH PORN MOVIE (PART 1) SOMETHING ELSE WE HAVE IN COMMON WITH SEGA A DULL REMINDER ABOUT THOSE UKR T-SHIRTS WE MADE EXTREMELY BAD NEWS ABOUT LUMINES II THIS IS WHERE THE PARTY IS HAPPENING! 'THE SONIC FRUIT MACHINE IS RIGHT AT THE BACK' IT'S LIKE THEY'RE ACTUALLY ASKING FOR IT THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
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Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
the bottom picture shows just how considerate sony/namco are of our health, they have supplied a joint holder for each player
bless them
shame they didnt add a needle steriliser
i still wish they would
go past zorgs place, up to the next services, turn right, go about 17 miles, take first exit at McD's round about and the 5th turning on the right.
mines the one with the big wheel in the front garden
mind you i haven't been arrested or accousted yet so...
Ah the good ole' days
http://www.thebubbleburst.co.uk/files/twangers.ram
This is like finding your sister in bed with your mortal enemy, but even worse because it involves Sega :(((
They've all got phosphur-burnt screens for that authentic arcade-disapointment feel. There's a maccy's next door so there are plenty of fat kids to mock too.
If Tekken 5 is the most intresting thing there I guess the Sonic coin-op is well gone....shame.
only777.com (I know stuff about games that you dont!)
got me through a seriously difficult time, thankyou SEGA.
If Tekken 5 is the most intresting thing there I guess the Sonic coin-op is well gone....shame."
I'm sure the one in Brighton has only been there about 5 or 6 years, they made it the same time as the Burger King next door when that whole bit above the Sealife Centre was done up.
I remember because I was well excited when it became the Sega Park, then I actually went in and all my hopes and dreams died there on the spot.
The term 'cunt' is therefore totally justified.