It is much more thrilling than Metal Gear Solid. There's literally ZERO talking in it.
Playing it really feels like you're a man sitting on the internet looking at a counter and wondering if there's ever going to be anything more than this to the next 40 years of your life. Congratulations, Hideo! 9/10.
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Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
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It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
I love games with 80+ hours of gameplay!!!
2/10
Perfect by Next-Gen standards
Hideo knows how to innovate even in the "field simulator" genre
9.1/10 Better than Halo then
WV: Mased - Innocent bystanders at G20.
The Xbox360 also has a special hardware unit for simulating space guys shouting 'hell yeah' and 'we've got company' really quickly.
He's the Yu Suzuki of console games.
[Don't look up what an anthrax sore looks like]
*codec bleep*
FUSE: Ulala! You have to sneak into the alien fortress... and dance!
ULALA: But I can't! I'm not strong enough.
FUSE: You can! Use the dpad to dance.
ULALA: If I fail, we're done for.
*peeoww*
*two footsteps*
*codec bleep*
PUDDING: Ulala!
ULALA: Pudding!
PUDDING: Oh Ulala, I know you can succeed. Ever since that night where we scissored for hours and then you shoved your tongue up my arse, I've known you can do anything.
ULALA: But I saw entire planets die because of my dancing.
PUDDING: That's all in the past, Ulala. You can do this. Because life must go on.
ULALA: Oh Pudding, I love you. But I may never see you again.
PUDDING: Dammit Ulala, this is no time for doubts! I'm remotely adjusting the vibrating love eggs your vagina was fitted with before the mission.
his names godot hes absent
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgq1r8vVhyQ
That's why I love Kojima.
Of course, I loved the woman to his right more. her names egg monroe shes older.
something for the 360???
gran turismo is about the obliterate the whol egame sector.