A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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MICRO-BLOG
What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. PICTURE OF A GIRL ON THE INTERNET WEARING A SONIC ... A COLLECTION OF SEGA GRAFFITI FROM THE MANCHESTER ... SEEING AS WE'RE POSTING LITERALLY ANYTHING THESE D... SEGA JAPAN HAS A YOUTUBE CHANNEL MAN GETS INCREASINGLY CLOSE TO CHAIR LIE SUPREMO DAVID REEVES LEAVES SONY ENEMY VANQUISHED! THREE SPEECH TO CLOSE! JOYSTICK JUNKIES STILL GOING - CURRENTLY FOR A DIS...
THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
(Although I do feel somewhat hypocritical stating that, as I had long hair once and had been mistaken for a woman, but not a fat ugly one at least)
Why so grumpy PPA? Not celebrating Hitlers birthday today?
NO BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T HAVE ANOTHER MAN'S DICK IN HER MOUTH
By the way Ren, she is legal since "shes older".
Hoodies too
Fat miserable looking girls also cause me to swell down below.
Have you never been to the colonies before?
One of those restaurants just opened down here in San Diego, mmmm...
One chili cheese dog = My shit-covered cock shooting baby-paste all over her ugly face.
WV: yerkeely - what you shout while wanking over pictures of the noted page 3 'stunnah'