"I found this picture of a girl on the internet wearing a Sonic t-shirt. Unfortunately you don't get to see the whole t-shirt, but you do get to see knickers, so that may be some consolation. Not sure where I found it, but I'm sure if you type 'emo slut' into Google it should be on one of those pages" - [GeekPunk]. A.K.A. Darth Canis.
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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MICRO-BLOG
What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. A COLLECTION OF SEGA GRAFFITI FROM THE MANCHESTER ... SEEING AS WE'RE POSTING LITERALLY ANYTHING THESE D... SEGA JAPAN HAS A YOUTUBE CHANNEL MAN GETS INCREASINGLY CLOSE TO CHAIR LIE SUPREMO DAVID REEVES LEAVES SONY ENEMY VANQUISHED! THREE SPEECH TO CLOSE! JOYSTICK JUNKIES STILL GOING - CURRENTLY FOR A DIS...
THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
What has become of you, UK:R?
I was going to say 'would' but I'll leave it at 'why not?'
I can imagine her delicate hand out of sight, jerking me off
would be an UK:R ofense to clear my head with the horrible cat mutant in the t-shirt ?
Tuesday bells! Tuesday bells!
Tuesday all the way!
(would)
wv: NOWET - As in: she is Now Wet. Because I have professed my desire for her. And now she's all randy. That's how girls work, right?
Who cares if her legs are spotty? I don't.
In fact, I don't care about anything. Rape me please.
That also probably goes for Anonymous's sister.