"Heard you're literally posting anything these days, so here's a picture of a painting called 'NO ONE WANTS TO PLAY SEGA WITH HARRISON FORD' by some bloke called Brandon Bird" - Beef.
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. SEGA JAPAN HAS A YOUTUBE CHANNEL MAN GETS INCREASINGLY CLOSE TO CHAIR LIE SUPREMO DAVID REEVES LEAVES SONY ENEMY VANQUISHED! THREE SPEECH TO CLOSE! JOYSTICK JUNKIES STILL GOING - CURRENTLY FOR A DIS... NEW CREAM THE RABBIT MASCOT COSTUME - FREE SHIPPIN... "A POINTLESS STORY I KNOW, BUT IT DOES HAVE SEGA I...
THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
Someone must strike while the iron is hot and send in one of those special swirl photos. Just don't drop the camera in the bowl when you're taking the shot.
Once Zorg posts it (probably by next week at the latest) then this site will have hit a new low with little room left to descend.
Oh, Outrun's eggs monroe? And she's older? Good review.
BTW Zorg are you sure each post is only 0.2% worse than the last?
I see what Zorg is up to with this 'art' update. He wants to appeal to the high brow Kotaku crowd
I'm assuming they're the ones who don't actually comment at kotaku? (or write features either)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WuXSqOCX0l8
Sega Hummer game looks almost as good as Outrun. Hopefully there will be a gangsta rap soundtrack and blinging spinning rims and a bonus drive by level.
.......... i'm just trying to fit in.
I think it's the light gun.
(note: this joke is only funny if you are Master System fan of hardcoreness)
The look of loneliness and disdain on Harrison's face just sums up everything this site is about.