"Fuck it. I can't stop now, as Ulala becomes smaller and smaller I'm reminded of the Lara peephole shots and find myself getting aroused. Zorg said he would put a stop to this agony so I guess I'm calling his bluff. I know this whole thing is going nowhere, so that alone should be reason enough to post it. I didn't know how to keep it 'fresh', so I haven't bothered. No gimmicks this time, just pure unadulterated internet misery. Don't let that stop you enjoying it though, as we pull back further and further into uncharted waters it's like looking at a whole week's worth of UK:R updates all in one hit" - Glen.
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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MICRO-BLOG
What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. SEGA JAPAN HAS A YOUTUBE CHANNEL MAN GETS INCREASINGLY CLOSE TO CHAIR LIE SUPREMO DAVID REEVES LEAVES SONY ENEMY VANQUISHED! THREE SPEECH TO CLOSE! JOYSTICK JUNKIES STILL GOING - CURRENTLY FOR A DIS... NEW CREAM THE RABBIT MASCOT COSTUME - FREE SHIPPIN... "A POINTLESS STORY I KNOW, BUT IT DOES HAVE SEGA I... A THING TO DO FOR FIVE MINUTES
THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
OUTRUN - what is wrong with you, UKR?
You need to be strong, Glenn! Strong! For Zorg's sake if not for your own! He's not going to stop it, we all know that, it's ALL DOWN TO YOU NOW
Where's the fucking review UK:R? This is the first time UI felt moved to post on this godawful site - and I even bought one of your shit t-shirts just over a year ago.
4ail.
As for all those calling for video game reviews.....sod off you dull gits. There must be thousands of sites catering for that sort of thing. But only one catering for this stuff (two if you include Idiot). I'm not sure what sort of stuff it is, but it is here and it weeds out the obtuse from the dullards.
Worked for me, anyway.
Does that count?