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Each post .02% worse than the last. MAN GETS INCREASINGLY CLOSE TO CHAIR LIE SUPREMO DAVID REEVES LEAVES SONY ENEMY VANQUISHED! THREE SPEECH TO CLOSE! JOYSTICK JUNKIES STILL GOING - CURRENTLY FOR A DIS... NEW CREAM THE RABBIT MASCOT COSTUME - FREE SHIPPIN... "A POINTLESS STORY I KNOW, BUT IT DOES HAVE SEGA I... A THING TO DO FOR FIVE MINUTES "THERE'S THIS THING ON THE INTERNET CALLED THE DON...
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When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
Is he drunk?
I want to see an in-depth review of outrun arcade, with hundreds of screenshots taken in sequential order so that they can be used as frames to make an animation comprising of 10 minutes of game footage.
Its ruddy good - dunno bout the 'SP' version though - i want the stage with the flowers and windmills!
reeici:I am too busy having good old SEGA arcade style fun with OUTRUN to bother making up some silly meaning.
Looks like Sega's failing across the pond, too...
wv: suppr - supper
One thing that is puzzling me at moment is all these cunts on the forum pissin' an' moanin' about not getting a fucking outrun review. Wunt mind but it sounds like most of the cunts 'ave downloaded and 'ave b'in playin' it anyways.
Why do yer wan' an Outrun review if y've already fuckin' played, yer fuckin' nobheads?