"I spotted these SEGA goodies inside a SEGA UFO toy grab machine in an arcade in Basildon. I did try to win one of these but like all UFO machines it was too hard."
"So I went of and played the Guitar Hero machine instead and beat a random stranger at 'Bull on Parade' by Rage Against the Machine. A pointless story I know, but it does have SEGA in!" - Simon.
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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MICRO-BLOG
What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. A THING TO DO FOR FIVE MINUTES "THERE'S THIS THING ON THE INTERNET CALLED THE DON... i-SPAX MODEL JACOB-52/17-col.7 - A.K.A. THE DREAMC... PLAYSTATION3 ASSOCIATED WITH... MURDER! "SONIC RAP" BY THE ADVENTURES OF DUANE AND BRANDO WOULD YOU TRUST THIS MAN TO BALANCE THE ONLINE FEA... THE FINGERS OF A FEMALE MEDICAL STUDENT THAT 'WERESONIC' THING IN A VAGUELY COMPROMISING P... GLEN BRAVELY GETS UP OFF HIS STOOL, BLINKING AWAY ...
THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
"different day same shit"
Yes, I imagine being you would be pretty depressing.
WV - Sinabl - a wheechair bound pedo
Because if it really were Sega News, you sure as hell wouldn't find it on UK:R.
Don't worry, I'll come back groveling for more tomorrow morning.
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shore lend sega genre mesh room
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send sega more home genre loss HR
Speaking of which, what are the VS. girls up to these days? Perhaps you should go and get angry at them again (and, in turn, get them angried up). That was good reading.
wv: Flasp - The patented name of an ill-fated Velcro fly for jeans.