"As of April the 17th Three Speech will be bowing out to make way for a brand new and shiny EU PlayStation blog.
"It's your feedback, comments and suggestions that have made this possible, so you should all be very proud! Obviously both Three Speech and SCE UK are very grateful to everyone who has made this site so busy and lively over the past two and half years. Your input has really helped PlayStation to grow, and the new blog will be a further way for you to contribute ideas. It’s been good fun meeting all of you and we're looking forward to seeing you on the EU blog!
Yes, you will see us. We'll be the ones using a rotational system of anonymous usernames based on Babylon 5 characters to say all your games are shit, you're shit and your readers are all shit. See you soon!
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
|
MICRO-BLOG
What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. JOYSTICK JUNKIES STILL GOING - CURRENTLY FOR A DIS... NEW CREAM THE RABBIT MASCOT COSTUME - FREE SHIPPIN... "A POINTLESS STORY I KNOW, BUT IT DOES HAVE SEGA I... A THING TO DO FOR FIVE MINUTES "THERE'S THIS THING ON THE INTERNET CALLED THE DON... i-SPAX MODEL JACOB-52/17-col.7 - A.K.A. THE DREAMC... PLAYSTATION3 ASSOCIATED WITH... MURDER! "SONIC RAP" BY THE ADVENTURES OF DUANE AND BRANDO
THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
|
FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
Keep up the Great Fight Resistance UK..
GEEEEETTTTTTTTT OOOOUUUUTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!
Sorry, couldn't resist the Spaced reference :)
"No dictator, no invader, can hold an imprisoned population by the force of arms forever. There is no greater power in the universe than the need for freedom. Against that power governments, and tyrants, and armies can not stand. Sony learned this lesson once. We will teach it to them again. Though it take a thousand years, we will be free."
"we're looking forward to seeing you on the EU blog!"
This reeks of coalition rule! The axis is consolidating, Zorg! Can I be Field Marshall?
Just practicing.
This is teh tragedy! It's the end of free money for shit writing..the collapse of britain, the credit crunch, teh doomed! Keiron Gillen, save us all, you are Gonzo, you can doooo it! 5/10 for fear2, no you fucktard no, tell us about drug taking!
*teh doom, no one can save us now*
The bit where the Wicked Witch of the West dies, I mean. "I'm melting! I'm melting! Oh what a world!" Classic.
If only it could happen to David Platt, too.
old saturn ad bashing playstation
“Now the time has finally come to say farewell, I will certainly miss Three Speech; not least for what it offered me, but for what it offered the video game industry as a whole."
Insert own witty remark here.