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Although, presumably, he was sitting on the chair, then stood up, walked away and FAKED this entire chain of events. Otherwise we'd have to assume he takes photos of every chair he goes near.




Taken by Dan.




Dan sent in one of these photos based in a pub.




Dan either has an alcohol problem or a wide and varied social life.
Anonymous Andy said...
What, nothing on OUTRUN LIVE ARCADE???

I thought this was a holy day for you, zorg?
Blogger Badben said...
The progression between photos 2 and 3 is far too severe, I can't follow the movement up towards the chair and so am uncertain of what the last photograph is actually of. I'm confused and frightened.

3.72/10
Blogger chongox said...
certainly our great COMMANDER and CHIEF WAS TOO BUSY INFLICTING PAIN AND SUFFERING to sony numero 1 to have time to speak about the greatness of OUTRUN that all we love
Anonymous gar3 said...
Seeing this feels like playing an FMV game on SEGA Saturn to me. I gotta return to "Lunacy" aka "Torico" aka "Gekka Mugentan Torico" now!
Anonymous Photoboy said...
I think we need to know if sitting in a Dreamcast chair is as luxurious and comforting as it sounds. Unless of course Dan is an alcoholic, in which case the inherent incontinent aspects of alcoholism likely means it feels like sitting in a luke warm, damp chair that smells of piss.
Blogger RAYTRACE said...
Jesus Zorg - OutRun comes out today and we're talkin bout chairs??

:p

It is awesome - the skies are so blue that even the fuckin clouds are blue on the first screen - I'm a bit disappointed there's no ''áttract'' mode - I love those... - In general XBLA gamnes dont seem to have them though - the beautiful Soul Calibur didnt have that amazing intro movie :'(
Anonymous Homo Flacidus said...
It's only when you take a break from this site for a few days (as I have) you realise just how fucking soul destroying the place is.

Good bye!
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Her name's Egg Monroe. She's older.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
his names bacon donohue hes younger
Anonymous 2fat2wipe said...
Homo Flacidus, you're reading this right now aren't you, can't stay away can you, cos you need it so much you filthy little slag.
Anonymous Meandmy said...
Everybody should try Torico sometime, a much overlooked classic.

It reminds me of Yumemi Mystery Mansion on the Mega-CD, actually.
Anonymous Glen said...
Surely that's a fake Egg Monroe. The real one is always without caps and has no punctuation.

Meanwhile MSNBC are running this story!

GROUP INTERESTED IN BUYING SATURN BRAND

DETROIT – An Oklahoma City private equity firm has teamed with a group of Saturn dealers in an effort to buy the money-losing brand.

Carl F. Galeana, who owns two Saturn dealerships north of Detroit, said the interest shows that the Saturn brand is worth something despite GM’s willingness to part with it.

“There’s people out there that realize that Saturn is a valuable brand. It’s telling our customers that Saturn is going to be there in the long run,” he said.

I don’t know who GM is but I always knew Detroit was a city of the future after seeing Robocop in 1987. Two Saturn dealerships!
Anonymous Anonymous said...
her names egg monroe shes older
Anonymous egg monroe said...
my names egg monroe im older
Anonymous egg monroe said...
His name is Anonymous and he's a pain in the cunt.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
her names egg monroe she fails
Anonymous Anonymous said...
her eggs named monroe its fatter
Anonymous Anonymous said...
That's Saturn Motors in Tennessee, makers of the Astra and VX220, among others. GM are having to sell them to get tax money to avoid bankruptcy, and right now Fiat are the top bidders. Which leads to a load of people who don't want those fancy eye-tally-uns buying out a murricun car company.
Blogger GigerPunk said...
Way to miss the joke, anonymous...
Regardless, "makers of the astra and vx220"? That's vauxhall over here, isn't it? So I'm assuming they're similar if not the same car and pretty much same quality?
So a bunch of 'merkins are getting posessive over their equivalent of Vauxhall being taken over by Fiat?
Blimey, they really have no idea about quality cars do they?
Anonymous 2fat2wipe said...
I think we already knew that.
Anonymous Andy said...
oh fuck off - whats with all these shitty comments? Spambots?
Anonymous Trilby said...
No updates today? Has Egg Monroe tracked down Zorg?
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Thanks Anon, you broke the illusion while I was mid-stroke. Now I'm going to have to go back to searching for Cream pictures to finish myself off
Blogger Reihn said...
Not only is Anonymous an eggy pain in the cunt, he doesn't get jokes too well either (nice work though, Glen). Can we turn Mr. Anon off now, please Zorg?
Anonymous Anonymous said...
I hate anonymous posters who don't get the joke :-(
Anonymous Anonymous said...
He knows that you spastic, it's part of the joke. Fucking Americans
Anonymous Anonymous said...
He knows that you spastic, it's part of the joke. Fucking Americans
Blogger GigerPunk said...
Oh great, and now he's arguing with himself again. 1 more vote for cancelling Mr. Anon, but then this isn't a democracy is it?

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