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Each post .02% worse than the last. LIE SUPREMO DAVID REEVES LEAVES SONY ENEMY VANQUISHED! THREE SPEECH TO CLOSE! JOYSTICK JUNKIES STILL GOING - CURRENTLY FOR A DIS... NEW CREAM THE RABBIT MASCOT COSTUME - FREE SHIPPIN... "A POINTLESS STORY I KNOW, BUT IT DOES HAVE SEGA I... A THING TO DO FOR FIVE MINUTES "THERE'S THIS THING ON THE INTERNET CALLED THE DON... i-SPAX MODEL JACOB-52/17-col.7 - A.K.A. THE DREAMC... THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
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Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
I thought this was a holy day for you, zorg?
3.72/10
:p
It is awesome - the skies are so blue that even the fuckin clouds are blue on the first screen - I'm a bit disappointed there's no ''áttract'' mode - I love those... - In general XBLA gamnes dont seem to have them though - the beautiful Soul Calibur didnt have that amazing intro movie :'(
Good bye!
It reminds me of Yumemi Mystery Mansion on the Mega-CD, actually.
Meanwhile MSNBC are running this story!
GROUP INTERESTED IN BUYING SATURN BRAND
DETROIT – An Oklahoma City private equity firm has teamed with a group of Saturn dealers in an effort to buy the money-losing brand.
Carl F. Galeana, who owns two Saturn dealerships north of Detroit, said the interest shows that the Saturn brand is worth something despite GM’s willingness to part with it.
“There’s people out there that realize that Saturn is a valuable brand. It’s telling our customers that Saturn is going to be there in the long run,” he said.
I don’t know who GM is but I always knew Detroit was a city of the future after seeing Robocop in 1987. Two Saturn dealerships!
Regardless, "makers of the astra and vx220"? That's vauxhall over here, isn't it? So I'm assuming they're similar if not the same car and pretty much same quality?
So a bunch of 'merkins are getting posessive over their equivalent of Vauxhall being taken over by Fiat?
Blimey, they really have no idea about quality cars do they?