"I am going to spend my time now trying to repay society for all I have taken from it. If your children are having physics lessons at the local school or wondering why their ski instructor is very elderly, your car mechanic has a bad back, or the social worker keeps bringing you PSP games, then it could just be me! Good luck to everybody at SCEE and everybody who continues to support us" - Sony Europe Lie Supremo David Reeves.
CVG won the war to upload the press release first, which is miraculous given the complexity of the CMS the poor chaps have to deal with.
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
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Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
Talk of taking from society made me think he meant his time at Sony while they sapped society of their money. Maybe that is what he meant?
nothing can stop the almighty semi-god ZORG in his crusade against those evildoers from sony.
on the other hand every time I see that black monolithic piece of hardware I can't stop thinking that is condemned to fail.
Do you remember when last year was the year of PS3, and it totally dominated the console market with an endless stream of triple-A releases, allied with an unbeatable online experience and a bargain price-point? Well, I expect it'll be like that again.
Now there's a headline waiting to be written...
After our commander reads all the feeds and emails (explicit underage Chinese holders and so) and after reading one particular email.
He put down his punch on his luxuriu's table and roared to screen
ZORG: Yes, David?
David Reeves: Our technicians have been working the in the outrun online port, Lord. But it has entered on a debug phase and we can not risk...
ZORG: debug phase do not concern me, David. I want you to resign, not excuses.
[David Reeves stops, and suddenly begins to choke, clutching at his throat]
David Reeves: [appearing on SKYPE with Andrew House] Lord ZORG, the entire staff on the company has being working at light speed and we're preparing to...
[David stops, and suddenly begins to choke, clutching at his throat]
ZORG: You have failed me for the last time, David. Andrew House?
Andrew House: Yes, my lord?
ZORG: Make ready the Port for next Thursday, and deploy the title on the servers, so that nothing gets off the system.
[beside Andrew House, David Reeves utters one last strangled gasp, and falls over dead]
ZORG: You are in command now, Andrew House.
Andrew House: Thank you, Lord ZORG.