Why put so much effort into the head, then do such a piss-poor job of the shoes? The disused warehouse background is not that evocative, either. And it's bound to be a man inside.
"Rough the Bat" - aged 47, recently divorced, on the pull in Sheffield.
FURTHER READING
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A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. "A POINTLESS STORY I KNOW, BUT IT DOES HAVE SEGA I... A THING TO DO FOR FIVE MINUTES "THERE'S THIS THING ON THE INTERNET CALLED THE DON... i-SPAX MODEL JACOB-52/17-col.7 - A.K.A. THE DREAMC... PLAYSTATION3 ASSOCIATED WITH... MURDER! "SONIC RAP" BY THE ADVENTURES OF DUANE AND BRANDO WOULD YOU TRUST THIS MAN TO BALANCE THE ONLINE FEA... THE FINGERS OF A FEMALE MEDICAL STUDENT THAT 'WERESONIC' THING IN A VAGUELY COMPROMISING P...
THE HTML ERAS
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Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
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Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
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People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
Hey UK:R I got Viking: Battle for Asgurd for a tenner at the weekend. It's made by SEGA. Why don't you get SEGA games for a tenner and talk about them, screenshots could be included with comical captions. You could also borrow a PS3 and play Valkyria Chronicles (another SEGA game) thereby circumnavigating your Sony 'hate'. Surely a SEGA title trumps the platform it's on.
It used to be about games with you... How the mighty have fallen.
WV: Menci - What you say to the bloke in the cubicle next to you after he's sucked you off through a gloryhole.
Cleverly dodging the Valkyria comment. A 'proper' SEGA game. You've played it haven't you. You love it don't you. You is well in love with the PS3 now isn't it.
Still, pointless to stop once you've got yourself prepared. Now where's my copy of Sonic Rush?
Hm, not really!
but some "readers" seem to have a crazy notion that they used to come here for up-to-date news and reviews.
Im sorry I come to this site for the articles & the news.
Where are you going to read first about the next dreamcast ?
Another thought: Could the mouth be re-fashioned into some sort of receptacle?
Silver is the one that looks better and that's even more hillarious.
And for that person that mentioned games, get out, this was never about games like Eurogamer or ..... . IGN. Excuse me while I barf.
WN:literpl litter people, indeed.
Sometimes I don't know why I even visit this site.
The dingy warehouse backgrounds makes these photos especially creepy and hilarious.