A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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MICRO-BLOG
What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. "THERE'S THIS THING ON THE INTERNET CALLED THE DON... i-SPAX MODEL JACOB-52/17-col.7 - A.K.A. THE DREAMC... PLAYSTATION3 ASSOCIATED WITH... MURDER! "SONIC RAP" BY THE ADVENTURES OF DUANE AND BRANDO WOULD YOU TRUST THIS MAN TO BALANCE THE ONLINE FEA... THE FINGERS OF A FEMALE MEDICAL STUDENT THAT 'WERESONIC' THING IN A VAGUELY COMPROMISING P... GLEN BRAVELY GETS UP OFF HIS STOOL, BLINKING AWAY ... SONIC THE HEDGEHOG "SQUEEZE TOYS"
THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
also this is MUCH BETTER
Fuck knows what it has to do with April Fools though.
End of.
Well done zorg
and fuck off anonymous person who said fuck off.
Option 1: I liked it and am happy to have spent my time doing it.
Option 2: I didn't like it and am incredibly resentful that somebody else who did like it decided to share their opinion with me and suggest that I might be of the same mind as them. I am VERY angry indeed because I have 'better things' to be doing and I think life should be an endless chain of 'really good things that I like' and when they aren't you're a BASTARD for showing me them because you should have known me better even though I'm just one person amongst a hypothetical multitude, and I don't appreciate the difficulty behind making decisions that will be approved by the hypothetical consensus.
Option 3: her names egg monroe shes older
Option 4: FUCK OFF ZORG
Option 5: DON'T fuck off Zorg, I still love you and will defend you to the last.
Option 6: any combination of the above options
Option 7: An objective look at the material at hand and a subsequently progressive response
Option 8: A contrived analysis of internet protocol (ba-domp tish) codified into a list of variable responses to general stimuli.
Option 9: I HAVE NO PENIS.
Option 10: I need to fuck a ladyperson and cheer up
Option 11: WACKY NAME/WACKY OPINION/WACKY WACKINESS/WACKY SILLINESS/WACKY SHENANIGANS.
Fuck off
In fact, I'm going to fuck off as well. But not before telling myself to fuck off. FUCK OFF, ME.
Can we launch a Mercy-Nuke on Cardiff? Or perhaps something more intelligent like a booth that says 'FREE KEBAB' and inside is a man armed with a machete. Also electrify the outside as no doubt they will try to piss on it.
WV: poklit. Literature for Poks. Bloody Poks.
Fuck on.
The fucker!
F"uck off indeed. Load of shite. If I wanted to waste time on crap like this, I'd visit the C-Beebies site."
Or when you want to have a wank.
That's what you get for trying to be funny, your own brain sabotages the effort.
Ahem.
Thing being, doesn't seem that much different from nights out in any large town in England from my recollection. I escaped Wales when I left school, hoping to escape the scum but soon discovered it wasn't just a Welsh thing...
'Free kebab' murder booths suggested by Anti-Scum Warrior sounds like a plan though, maybe someone can get Sony to make them?
@Calzone - Don't think there are many games shops in Cardiff (apart from several Game stores and 1 Gamestation, maybe 1 Cex by the train station), Swansea's a better bet but it tends to smell more. Not sure how you'd get that across through pictures.
Oh yeah, and I quite liked clicky linky thing at the top so I guess it's Option 1 for me thanks. Does that come with chips?
You are the scum
Then anonymous was a chav