THE EXPLANATION OF WHAT IT IS MEANT TO BE
"There's this thing on the internet called the Donk DJ. It basically turns any song into an unlistenable piece of shit.
"Some brave soul decided to upload 'Can You Feel The Sunshine' and have it, erm, 'donked'. The result is ambiguous, to say the least.
"Thought you should hear this because it made me laugh hysterically for 10 minutes. I also uploaded Black Cat Moon. Also if this manages to make the front page, I have attached a 3000 x 2250 JPEG image of a viral Dreamcast marketing scheme I found on Google" - Alex.
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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MICRO-BLOG
What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. i-SPAX MODEL JACOB-52/17-col.7 - A.K.A. THE DREAMC... PLAYSTATION3 ASSOCIATED WITH... MURDER! "SONIC RAP" BY THE ADVENTURES OF DUANE AND BRANDO WOULD YOU TRUST THIS MAN TO BALANCE THE ONLINE FEA... THE FINGERS OF A FEMALE MEDICAL STUDENT THAT 'WERESONIC' THING IN A VAGUELY COMPROMISING P... GLEN BRAVELY GETS UP OFF HIS STOOL, BLINKING AWAY ... SONIC THE HEDGEHOG "SQUEEZE TOYS" WE CAN KEEP THIS UP FOR AT LEAST ANOTHER MONTH
THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
Can we bring back Swilly?
It's no fun when you do the bad updates.
Do something on that Sonichu guy?
:-(
>has already been around for ages and is funny for about 5 seconds.
Also fuck you, this is hilarious. Best update in weeks.
And why would anyone do that to VR2 music? That's a hate crime.
WV: Comel. A camel that travels through space at high speed.
http://www.donkdj.com/remix/32842
http://www.donkdj.com/remix/33449
http://www.donkdj.com/remix/32842
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Was that the Floyd original or Bowie's superior cover from Pinups? The speeded up voices tie in nicely with the laughing gnome if so.
http://www.donkdj.com/remix/34340
Surfin' Bird by the trashmen
'Donking' is the new 'bopping it'.
Yes, I am begin serious.