We particularly value this sort of feedback from Tier-1 reader "Stefan".
Which definitely makes sense. So...
The result is a bluer and greener background that mixes OutRun styling with the up-to-date (for us) Daytona USA palette. Hope you hate it a bit less. This isn't today's "main" update, by the way. We are not deluded enough to think that a new background is interesting news to anyone else. This update is mainly to stop Stefan complaining.
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What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. CRITICAL MASS: MICHAEL JACKSON'S GAME MACHINE AUCT... ULTIMATE GAMING JACKET FOR THE MILDLY RETARDED SONY HAS ANOTHER GO AT "URBAN" AND "EDGY" MARKETIN... EXCITING AND GARISH NEW TEMPLATE WITH ZERO NEW FUN... "HOMBRE SECUESTRA MUJER CON UNA LIGHT PHASER" A PHOTO OF AN EARLY-90s SONIC KEYRING TAKEN WITH A... TRANSSEXUAL LUCY LIU IS NOW OUT OF A JOB :( BREAKING: PLAYSTATION IMPLICATED IN "SKIN DISEASE"...
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Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
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Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
But I still love you Zorg, in the weirdest way possible.
here's a wee poem to celebrate such an awesome update...
there once was a bloke called zorg
who ran a site like a blog
but then he was assimilated by the borg
and now he rests in the morgue
How am i supposed to tell whether I've clicked the Icon for UK:R or IdiotToys?
It's causing me so much confusion :(
And who's this "We" you keep talking about? You and the home help that does your shopping for you?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v500/dantiques/25000/25415.jpg
Stefan, I hate you and will murder your first born using an ice cream scoop. Be afraid!
the stripes are now too overbearing and are a distraction when trying to read!
P.S. The background now looks WORSE than before. Keep up the good work.
You can tell my comments are the right ones that you should follow up on because I made them.
It's shit, face it, since the 'change' it's been utter shit, it looks like a cheap and nasty piece of crap a 5 year old made.
I say all change is good, I mean look at nappies.
I have spoken.
the background is interesting, is not only OUTRUN and DAYTONA there is reminiscences of another jewel in the crown SPACE HARRIER.
I wounder if this "cool kids" ever play BUCK ROGERS
So the people who have visited this site for YEARS don't have a say in the matter?, you sir, can quite frankly fuck off!
Not unless you've donated some money to feed Zorg's crack habit in that time.
buying T-Shirts counts as a 'donation' you cunt!
You doubt the Saturn?
I'll have to design my own wonderful background at this rate. And I can't spare the time, what with me recently learning how to read books and shit such as that shit.
a plain black background.
Failed! He's not going to fall for that shit. Why would the real tranny Lucy Liu talk about herself in the third person? Now we'll never get him to change it back to red. BLOOD RED. The blood of our fallen Sony enemies.
Standards are dropping...
"its" should be "it's" (= it is)
"theres" should be "theirs"
"em" should be "'em".
Honestly, this sort of thing would have caused widespread outrage and condemnation a year ago. Bastards.
Word verification: sesses, which is funny enough by itself.
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