He either (a) knew his stuff, (b) had people that knew their stuff, or (c) had a standing order for one of everything new.
He had everything. Virtua Racing, Crazy Taxi, Dreamcasts, Mega Drive display pods, a Lara Croft statue that's DEFINITELY been ejaculated over, pinball machines. Everything.
He even had a Saturn! $100 for a SEGA Saturn demo pod is a DEAL. The auctioneers will get a shock when this goes for $25k.
And he had Mega Touch Maxx Ruby Edition.
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Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
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I would have balked at that Saturn display pod price, but knowing that Michael Jackson's cum soaked hands have played it makes it all the more collectable.
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AAH LURV YEW MAIKAAAAAAAL!!!
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Friday tomorrow, and it's been a while since we've had some figures showing how totally and completely shit Sony are doing.
A graph would be nice, I'm getting a semi on just thinking about it.
They must be looking at a first quarter earnings blood bath. If not I'm sure you can make something up Zorg ... I mean meticulously research something.
Well thank you very much for me spitting coffee all over my desk you bastard!
not only is having the default Blogger 'B' shit - its also fucking up my crowded favourites toolbar which has no text, just the favicons, it cause big problems cos now you and idiottoys have same icon - and while you're at it get those idiot toys people to make a nice favicon too :D
on the new background - im all for it in general, however I think the contrast should be reduced to emulate the shit tv's and av connections we had 'back then' also maybe you should make it a ridiculous fisheye to emulate the crappy convex shape of the shit plastic TV you were forced to use for your console...
anywayz Im excited about that Saturn 3D pad looking patent thingie SEGA applied for - definitely the precursor to the return of our beloved spiral...
fuck Wiifit, next year all 'the kids' will be playing Trigger Heart: Exelica, Under Defeat, Shikigami No Shiro and Garou:MOTW (maybe)
keep fighting the good fight
(yes I know I said nowt about Jacko)
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apparently his collection includes that G-Loc 360 degree version of Afterburner - they had that in Dundrum Bowl - that was ace beyond belief
The massive emergency stop button was a memorable feature, and it was a far superior version of g-loc as you could actually fly upside down for ages or at whatever angle you wanted. Only real problem was the short time limit imposed, but presumably you can turn that off at the 'attendant' stand if you own the thing. Or get your flunky (monkey) to do it for you.