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At least 10 people have mailed this in over the last month. AT LEAST. So here it is. A soulless municipal public service update about Michael Jackson's gaming memorabilia going up for auction. The full catalogue is here for the benefit of those of you who haven't already seen it and sent us a link to it.

He either (a) knew his stuff, (b) had people that knew their stuff, or (c) had a standing order for one of everything new.




He had everything. Virtua Racing, Crazy Taxi, Dreamcasts, Mega Drive display pods, a Lara Croft statue that's DEFINITELY been ejaculated over, pinball machines. Everything.




He even had a Saturn! $100 for a SEGA Saturn demo pod is a DEAL. The auctioneers will get a shock when this goes for $25k.




And he had Mega Touch Maxx Ruby Edition.
Anonymous Photoboy said...
He has a Zoltar machine like the one in Big. Perhaps I should buy it, unplug it and wish for Sega's return to the hardware market? Or should I "squander" my wish and ask for naked women?
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Michael Jackson confirmed as UK:R regular.
Anonymous Michael Jackson said...
Shamone mutha fuckers!
Anonymous Anonymous said...
he obviously mistook maxx as being a 10 year old boy
Anonymous Anonymous said...
who wants to touch the things of a child abuser?
would NOT
Anonymous Anonymous said...
I think that actually makes them more appealing
I would have balked at that Saturn display pod price, but knowing that Michael Jackson's cum soaked hands have played it makes it all the more collectable.

WV: aftspu - much better than sternspu
Anonymous Anonymous said...
I'm sure he won't be selling his Moonwalker arcade machine... Now that was a classic !
Blogger Phill said...
Ewww, I don't like the sound of catalogue number 9

http://i42.tinypic.com/2rfvo5k.png
Anonymous Jasper Carrot said...
He must have had some deal with Sega where they simply delivered everything they made to him for free, in return for being associated with a freaky paedophi... hurmmm...

AAH LURV YEW MAIKAAAAAAAL!!!
Blogger Spicy Mini said...
The only thing worth playing on a megatouch:

http://www.barcade.com/media/images/167_photohunt%20penthouse.jpg
Blogger Spicy Mini said...
WHAT NO MOONWALKER CAB? Are you sure this is Michaels? Perhaps he's not selling it. Would you?
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Zorg please can you FIX THE FUCKING FAVICON!
Anonymous Anonymous said...
So MJ owned a Saturn demo pod with the moniker "Head for Saturn" that may have been played by all those young boys visiting his Neverland home? Just saying....
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Only one careful monkey owner.



Friday tomorrow, and it's been a while since we've had some figures showing how totally and completely shit Sony are doing.

A graph would be nice, I'm getting a semi on just thinking about it.

They must be looking at a first quarter earnings blood bath. If not I'm sure you can make something up Zorg ... I mean meticulously research something.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
By the way, the RSS feed isn't working. Hasn't been updated for about a week.
Blogger Tysoe_J said...
Oh my Jebus! I want the Top Skater cabinet! Model 2's greatest... skateboarding game.
Anonymous aDuck said...
"he obviously mistook maxx as being a 10 year old boy"

Well thank you very much for me spitting coffee all over my desk you bastard!
Anonymous Anonymous said...
There are some very, very disturbing things in the second half of that catalogue. Lots of realistic, life-size statues of people, and a not-so-realistic-but-still-looks-like-it'll-come-alive-and-kill-you life-size Shirley Temple.
Blogger RAYTRACE said...
i dunno where it was said - but seriously please fix the favicon.ico Zorg :p

not only is having the default Blogger 'B' shit - its also fucking up my crowded favourites toolbar which has no text, just the favicons, it cause big problems cos now you and idiottoys have same icon - and while you're at it get those idiot toys people to make a nice favicon too :D

on the new background - im all for it in general, however I think the contrast should be reduced to emulate the shit tv's and av connections we had 'back then' also maybe you should make it a ridiculous fisheye to emulate the crappy convex shape of the shit plastic TV you were forced to use for your console...

anywayz Im excited about that Saturn 3D pad looking patent thingie SEGA applied for - definitely the precursor to the return of our beloved spiral...

fuck Wiifit, next year all 'the kids' will be playing Trigger Heart: Exelica, Under Defeat, Shikigami No Shiro and Garou:MOTW (maybe)

keep fighting the good fight

(yes I know I said nowt about Jacko)

R
Blogger RAYTRACE said...
Top Skater was great though - I used to love wallriding that big coke ad, I cant actually play it anymore as my back hurts when I do haha

apparently his collection includes that G-Loc 360 degree version of Afterburner - they had that in Dundrum Bowl - that was ace beyond belief
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Yea, the AR-360 - they had one at Blackpool pleasure beach for a while. £5 a pop? Wicked game.
The massive emergency stop button was a memorable feature, and it was a far superior version of g-loc as you could actually fly upside down for ages or at whatever angle you wanted. Only real problem was the short time limit imposed, but presumably you can turn that off at the 'attendant' stand if you own the thing. Or get your flunky (monkey) to do it for you.

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