A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. GLEN BRAVELY GETS UP OFF HIS STOOL, BLINKING AWAY ... SONIC THE HEDGEHOG "SQUEEZE TOYS" WE CAN KEEP THIS UP FOR AT LEAST ANOTHER MONTH MAN BRAVELY "FOLLOWS THROUGH" WITH IDEA "IT'S NOT THE BEST ONE I'VE EVER RECEIVED BUT IT I... DREAMCAST MEMORIAL SPIRAL UPDATE FOR THE MONTH OF ... ADVERTISING AGENCY AGREES THAT PLAYSTATION3 CAN CA... "THE MP3 DIGITAL CAMERA SUNGLASSES" THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
WV: perms- An anagram of sperm!
Sonic's career has taken such a nosedive as of late that it's brought his penis down with it. I can't imagine the poor hedgehog could even remotely get it half way up anymore let alone hard enough to rape that surprisingly small woman in front of him.
wv - antchi - Dragon Ball Z ...with ants.
I wish there was some way I could post to say the update isn't worth posting about, without posting.
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Me too. I'd basically like anything that keeps you from posting. Try this: Disconnect your keyboard. Put your keyboard through your monitor and/or brain.
I'm sorry; that was harsh. I wish there was some way to not have said it without having to go through the trouble of deleting it.
WV: spedicat - speedy cat, not quite as satisfying as i expected that.
So maybe what started off as rape has now evolved into something I like to term (when questioned by her majesty's finest) as 'Surprise Sex'.
Not from behind...
If it weren't for that fact I would have followed your excellent advice to the letter. Colin.
I can not make out the first kanji of her first name.
I wish I had a bladerunner computer to enhance.
And what's Xochilt Balzola-Widmann up to these days?
And you encouraged it too, Trilby!
my egg monroe doesnt look like that