"Was passing through a service station somewhere in Somerset during the early hours of Wednesday and my interest was drawn towards one of those expensive coin-ops that tempt you with DSs, iPods and Cameras, but give you knob rot at best. Inside, I spotted something dodgy but intriguing. SEGA is currently making sunglasses with a built-in MP3 player AND a digital camera built into the frames" - Matt.
THERE IS/WAS MORE:
"Now, far be it from me to bemoan SEGA for making products of this calibre, but it's a little bit sleazy to include a camera in the glasses. If I'm honest I'm a bit of a pervert and that's why I'm interested in getting a set! Anyway, I thought I'd take a picture as I'm damned if I'm going to get excited about UK:R in public and not take a picture of the bloody things."
EXIF DATA:
"PS: Camera is a shitty Casio, so don't EXIF me."
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. ATTENTION SEGA LEGAL DEPARTMENT "SHOW US YOUR BUYING KILLZONE 2 FACE" DID YOU SEE ACTION IN 'NAM? (SNES VERSUS MEGA DRIV... WHEN READERS PUT IN "THE EFFORT" A MAN, A GURNING KIRSTY GALLAGHER AND TWO OTHER ME... UPDATE: TOP HALF OF KONNIE'S DRESS REVEALED! BREAKING: KONNIE *WAS* AT THE BAFTAS, DID A FUNNY ... THINGS TO DO WHILE WAITING FOR PHOTOS OF KONNIE HU...
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Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
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Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
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It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
I've been visiting this site for years mainly out of loyalty, and still get the ocassional laugh, I admit, but it is getting increasingly difficult.
This is supposed to be a Sega site. Why haven't you reported on the awesome RadioSega website (http://www.radiosega.net/) that streams in-game music from classic Sega games 24 hours a day? Is that sort of thing not the whole point of this site?
How about the Sega-licenced Blaze re-release of the Sega Megadrive this year in both home and handheld formats (http://www.segaretro.net/)? Does that not warrant a mention?
I could go on and on about stuff like this, but it'll all probably be a waste of time. I think I've made my point.
P.S. I'd love a pair of those glasses. Yeah, they'd make me look like a cunt, but I'd love to build a wank bank of REAL LIVE women that I know definitely exist outside of the Internet.
P.S: Even though the new Mega Drive is not technically made by Sega but by Blaze, I'm still getting one, just so I can pretend that I'm buying a brand new Sega console (Which in a way it is - sort of).
OMG this is the best thing ever!!