"Just a reminder that we are hosting an evening of informal drinks with Vernon Kay tonight at the Century Club.
"There will also be a chance to play Call of Duty World at War with Vernon who will be there to challenge you in person in a live Game with Fame on Xbox LIVE plus chat to you about anything gaming related.
"It would be great to see you there. Please reply to this email to RSVP by 2pm today to add your names to the list.
"Looking forward to hearing from you."
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. ATTENTION SEGA LEGAL DEPARTMENT "SHOW US YOUR BUYING KILLZONE 2 FACE" DID YOU SEE ACTION IN 'NAM? (SNES VERSUS MEGA DRIV... WHEN READERS PUT IN "THE EFFORT" A MAN, A GURNING KIRSTY GALLAGHER AND TWO OTHER ME... UPDATE: TOP HALF OF KONNIE'S DRESS REVEALED! BREAKING: KONNIE *WAS* AT THE BAFTAS, DID A FUNNY ... THINGS TO DO WHILE WAITING FOR PHOTOS OF KONNIE HU... BAFTA PHOTOS THAT AREN'T OF KONNIE HUQ YET
THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
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Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
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ACQUAINTANCES
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It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
The rest of us can spend the evening mopping up the floor round the toilet before the floorboards rot anymore (threatening to collapse next time we sit on the bog so we fall through the floor and are later found, trousers round our ankles, unconcious amidst piss, plasterboard and shattered porcelain in the wreckage of the room below.)
Just imagine if you turn it down and then you find out the list of people who replied in the affirmative before 2pm included Kirsty Gallagher, Jane Goldman and Konnie Huq?
And if it's as god-awful as you suggest (and we know very well too tbh) you'll at least be able to get a few posts ranting about how awful it was and how we bastards guilt-tripped you into going?
And yes, 360, Outrun, news?
I should be one being invited to hobnob* with Vernon Kay, not Zorg.
*mainly nob
You could have been snorting cocaine off Vernon Kay's girlfriend/wife/whatever. Like that scene in Robocop. Kay may have come in with a grenade and shot you in the knees for good measure too... you are right, best to stay at home in the safe.